maynard00

I finally did it. Twenty years ago I saw a bumper sticker that read "Kill Your Television" and yesterday after being asked one too many times about American Idol and after being forced to hear The Jerry Springer Show, I came home and softly slapped the television screen with a hammer. The image is erased. The sound has dissipated. An empty box sits on a bureau like some mangled, plastic copperwire corpse. Thank You God. My television is dead. I will never own another one in my life. I feel liberated. Free at last. Free at last. Thank God Almightly I am free at last...something like that. :-)