maynard

Clearly the world is going to implode. Fingers crossed. The merchant
account we use to process orders has put a limit on my account
because of the link to suicidegirls.com. (because it has boobies) Shit.
I have boobies. If I'm not mistaken we all have boobies. And now
they're nit picking over the content and merch on my site. Does it
ever end? The hypocrisy and the double standards? They now want me to
outline what sort of stuff will be in the "lids" category. Or the
"art saves lives" category. or the "Share the love" category. Blow
me. I swear alot. I've been known to indulge in pre marital sex. I
know. A shock, right? Let's just get it all out in the open. T-shirts
with bad words on them designed for people with boobies. Merch with
blasphemous material aimed at sheep. Merch with anti establishment
content. Merch with my twisted sense of humor. Merch that is more
fine/modern/contemporary art than it is merch. Merch of all shapes
and sizes that a portion of which when sold will go to various
charities. My patience is being tested. Humor me. Tell me it's all
gonna work out. But what ever you do, don't dare go to suicidegirls.com.
once again... DO NOT FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER go tosuicidegirls
this is not a link. this is not a link. this is not a
link. Ladies!!! Fear your sexuality. Fear your femininity. FEAR YOUR
POWER!!! Embrace your penis envy. suicidegirls.com. And
whatever you do, don't visit the Vatican either. The statue of David
is NAKED!!!!!! I know. I know. What is the world coming to?