mayameow

Meow-meow! (Sometimes I feel ok and content but then there are those days... today is one of them.)

Chirrup chirrup chirrrruppp meeeeow. (I need it really bad.)

Meow purrrrr. (Although I sleep a lot during the day, I always go to bed when Owner Boy goes to bed. I sleep on his big king sized bed next to him. Sometimes we both wake up and look at each other and give each that look of, "nah, let's not get up yet". So we go back to sleep. We can go to sleep......
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Mew mew mmm. (Sometimes I take a nap in a prone position with my forehead resting on the ground. I go to different places. I think humans call it astral travel. But it's no big deal. It's easy if you try.)

Mew meow purrrrrr. (Yesterday I said humans are dumb. Yes they are. Now I hear that Bush Man is bombing some place far away. I bet when he's done he's going to give it to Apple Computer so Steve Jobs can remarket it as the iRaq. Hmmm... that was a strange thought for a kittie to have. But one more thing - all humans are...
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Mew. (Humans are dumb. They like to say stupid puns like "sit on my face pussy". Come here I'll sit on your face and tear your eyes out with my sharp claws. Who's the pussy now?)

Mew mew chirrup mee-ow. (Jumping off the windowsill. Done looking at the birds. I nap again. What else am I supposed to do?)

Mew, mew...mmmew.

Meow! Mew-chirrup-chirrup. (I really like it when owner boy rubs my belly and holds on to my rear paws when I'm laying on my side.)

Mew-mew, chirrup-chirrup. (Well, I slept all day thinking maybe it would come to me, but something is definitely missing. Thank you SG friends for trying to help but I don't think the answer has been spoken yet. Owner boy knows what I'm talking about although something is missing in his life too.)

(Mew meow mew mew-mew.) I'm a cat. I live in a nice house. I eat nice food. I have nice perches to lounge on. It's nice and warm. But something's missing. And I'm not sure what it is.

(Mew.) I slept all day and all night yesterday in the sock drawer.