One of these things just doesn't belong here.
I am Awkward around other females.
I am the girl whom is girlish but not girlie.
I like pink but I don't like being catty.
I would never fit or conform to a sorority.
I only have one close girlfriend and she is pretty much like me.
I have always had more male friends than female, I'm crass and i don't fall in line like a sheep, I don't care to be married, I don't care to have kids, I don't care about name brands, I don't like to talk on the phone, and i don't watch Desperate Housewives.
For some reason i am awkward around a room full of women. I feel like the square peg that doesn't fit into the round hole. I don't have a tolerance for spoiled daddies girls whom complain about trivial shit.
and i don't lose sleep over others opinion of me. I never ask DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT? in search of compliments. I am self reliant and independent, respect is more important to me than being accepted and liked.
I like having men as friends because they are more likely to be predictable and not hormonal and bitchy and i never feel like they are judging me.
I might be a boy in a woman's body whom acts like a feminist but loves dirty jokes and likes to be taken out to dinner and end the evening with a good head massage.
Me at a group shoot of 15 models this Saturday in NY.
BTW all of them about 10 years younger than me.
I'm the odd one in the robe.
I am Awkward around other females.
I am the girl whom is girlish but not girlie.
I like pink but I don't like being catty.
I would never fit or conform to a sorority.
I only have one close girlfriend and she is pretty much like me.
I have always had more male friends than female, I'm crass and i don't fall in line like a sheep, I don't care to be married, I don't care to have kids, I don't care about name brands, I don't like to talk on the phone, and i don't watch Desperate Housewives.
For some reason i am awkward around a room full of women. I feel like the square peg that doesn't fit into the round hole. I don't have a tolerance for spoiled daddies girls whom complain about trivial shit.
and i don't lose sleep over others opinion of me. I never ask DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT? in search of compliments. I am self reliant and independent, respect is more important to me than being accepted and liked.
I like having men as friends because they are more likely to be predictable and not hormonal and bitchy and i never feel like they are judging me.
I might be a boy in a woman's body whom acts like a feminist but loves dirty jokes and likes to be taken out to dinner and end the evening with a good head massage.
Me at a group shoot of 15 models this Saturday in NY.
BTW all of them about 10 years younger than me.
I'm the odd one in the robe.
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My girl friend who I had known for 10 years turned on me one day and I never saw it coming. Your right, guys are more predictable. Simple creatures and easier to deal with.
You are lovely as always!
...and a toast to getting better as we get older.