Sunday Oct 09, 2005

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Women can be so crazy!
I've been so lovelorn of late that I took the drastic step of ordering a DVD to help me hone my courtship techniques.
I was somewhat confused when the DVD arrived: you see, I was fairly sure that I had ordered "Seduction For Beginners #7: The Difference Between 'Sex' and 'Rape'" , and yet the DVD I recieved was emblazened...
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mikenbot:

you're back! somewhat ARRR!!!

arrabbiata_von_p:

thanks for the comment about my hopeful set smile

Sunday Oct 02, 2005

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don't get me wrong, i love mr.shrew, but i'm starting to feel as though this is a somewhat one-sided relationship.
Just yesterday, for example, Ii was servicing my shrew with one of my trade-marked 'intimate massages', when he began clawing ferociously at my larynx. What's more, he then went on to dismiss my theories on Gladstonian Liberalism as 'myopic and one-sided...
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mikenbot:

you are so awesomely weird. love

mattmar:

Thanks!
Although you seem to be the only person who reads my things. I'm starting to think that maybe I'm a figment of your imagination.
x

Friday Apr 08, 2005

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My Greased Shrew

I have a new pet!
He sure is hard work though, i've decided to take a break from 'the daily grind' of my studies and tend to the every whim of my new pet shrew.
my daily 'shrew-tine' includes:
- regular greasing of said shrew (he just loves that grease!)
- cleaning and decorating the 'shrew-box' that is his home
- regurgitating partially digested...
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mikenbot:

obviously you haven't seen the film attack of the killer shrews.

Sunday Nov 21, 2004

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i managed to make what is perhaps the nerdiest joke ever at college t'other day. it involves a diad of nerdiness: music nerd AND anatomy nerd.

the question: what is the difference between rhomboid major and rhomboid minor?

my answer: a flattened third

*bows*

note: the actual difference is that rhomboid minor is smaller, and originates from slightly higher in the thoracic spine & C7...
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mikenbot:

I love nerdy music jokes! (drummers love to bang, you know).

the_red_c:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha love

How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant