Okay, so I just watched Avengers: Infinity Wars at the cinema, so I have some rules about spoilers.
1: Turn off your phone, everyone will be giving things away on Facebook, Twitter, I don’t know, Snapchat, Instagram and probably even Pornhub (not that I would know)...
2: Alternatively, you could try deliberately disfiguring yourself temporarily until you go to see it...
3: When you do go and see it, try not to spoil it for others...
4: Rule 3 only applies until Monday. When you go into work on Monday (or the bru, not judging), and someone says they haven’t seen it yet, advise them to duct tape their eyes and ears for the day, until they leave work to go see Avengers: Infinity Wars...
5: Dumbledore dies at the end...
The picture accompanying this post will be the inside of my head until Monday. Go see the damn film!!!
