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I have been slacking, mostly because i havnt had much to write about. So basically im going to dedicate this blog to stuff i fucking love...here we go.

Also since this is a global thing, there might be some stuff that people outside of the UK dont know so well, i really dont know to be honest but if you dont know about them google them, or ask me because im really interested to know how this stuff goes down over seas. Some stuff gets an explenation, other stuff just gets a picture.


David Attenborough...

I have grown up knowing nothing but Attenborough for all the nature programmes, if it isnt him its just not nature. I dont remember any of my grand parents, but i like to think they were a bit like him.

Bowler Wildcat


The BBC

I fucking love the BBC, i love nearly everything it does. The bbc website is my font for news, i check it like a million times a day to see whats changed in the world, i love the bbc iplayer which means i can watch practically anything on any of the bbc channels anytime i like online. The BBC is fantastic, i dont like people who bad mouth it, go watch ITV you fucking plebs.

The United Kingdom

Now for a bit of mindless patriotism. Seriously though, im not a nationalist, I just think im pretty lucky to have been born in Britain. We have so much History and tradition and such. I find it so interesting, and i feel it makes my place in the world a bit more secure. I know my role, and i think i fit it quite well. I am stupidly polite all the time, i say sorry when people bump into me sometimes, i cant ever jump in lines no matter how much my friends try and make me. But generally i just think the British people are quite cool.

Top Gear

One of my favorite programmes (again, bbc FTW) because i just think it does exactly what i want with the lisence fee. If trying to launch a car into space, racing a eurofighter jet and a bugatti Veyron, and trying to sail cars across the english channel isnt entertainment then i dont know what is. A solid hour of good honest fun.


Charles Darwin


GreenWing

Classic. This will always be one of my all time favorite series ever. Trippy as hell, side splittingly funny, and so many excellent actors and characters. I fucking love it and i always will. Best Hospital based anything!

Kraven

She is just my favorite lady, she makes me laugh like mad, i miss her like WOAH when we dont chat for a couple of days, and god damn if she isnt the cutest person you have ever EVER met. she is made of WIN

World of Warcraft

I havnt played since before Christmas, because i just cant balance it with this game. I have to play it all day every day or not at all. I will go back to it after Uni. I love it. Its genuinely my favorite game of all time, the endless stuff to do, the awesome people you meet, the fantastic in jokes and endless oppertunities to geek out. I will always love WoW to death.


these two are inextricably linked for me...RAVE

I love raving, and yes i know its not even proper raving since thatcher managed to ban that during the 90s and i missed out, tho to be fair i have been to one propper rave in the woods. Awesome. However generally, clubbing, dancing, ibiza, all the types of dance music, the lazers, the lights, the smoke machines, the Bass. God help me if it isnt my favorite thing to do EVER. When i am doing it i never want to stop, when im not doing it its all i can think about. Rave = love

Ecstasy

Sure you might not need drugs to have a good time, But i do. Im a shy person generally, and kinda scared by anything that is outside of my confort zone, i basically have social anxiety. I dont enjoy drinking, it just makes me feel sick or sleepy 99% of the time.

Ecstasy however is different. I feel like it was made just for me. When i take it, it makes me the person i want to be normally, i chat to literally anyone, im not scared or intimidated by other people, i feel warm and i cant stop smiling. I want to let my friends know how much they mean to me, and we have conversations that i fear we wouldnt have had without it. I genuinely think that everyone should try it, if you dont then believe me you are missing out on a frankly life changing experience. Sit down with your friends at home if needs be, but you wont regret it. Momentarily you will finallly realise that we are all the same, and that everything is going to be alright.

Oh and you might want to dance for about 10 hours too...like an idiot....and you will think its the best dancing ever...AWESOME

Science

Bloody hell it explains a lot doesnt it?

Red Dwarf

Tv i watched when i was a kid, and i still love this one. I will always think of it foldly, and the final specials are coming out this easter WOOOOO

Food

I love eating, i love it i love it i love it.
I hate not having enough food, i love going shopping and the feel of having a shit load of food in the cupboards. Awesome.

Lemonade

I have always loved lemonade the best. I cant remember ever liking anything else as much in terms of drinks. Its the best drink ever...thats a scientific FACT.

Anchorman

Its not my favorite film, but fucking hell i laughed when i saw this. I quoted it at all my friends endlessly through sixth form, and one of my favorite memories of University was getting stoned out of my head with my girlfriend at the time, watching anchorman, passing out, and then waking up at god knows what time to find her repetedly watching brick say 'Hey, where'd you buy those clothes, at the...toilet...store?' and everytime breaking into fits of giggles. Its part of why i loved her, and its part of why i loved this film.



Also someone buy me this....



from here...
Deadmau5 Shop

Large should be fine...

i want it so bad!!!