mattasfuck

80% of kindergarteners vs. 14% of seniors at stanford university got this right:

what is greater than god
more evil then the devil
the poor have it
the rich need it
and if you eat it you'll die?

in other news, i think it has been at least 3 years since i last ate a belgium waffle.

good day

Well I put my two bucks on the table just like the sign says
Proceeded to ask God to give me one good reason why we shouldn't perish
She says it's careless since we are, unstable as we seem
Selected few of y'all have found something to cherish
I countered that, maybe just to be argumentitve, I don't know
But I was like yo, can't...
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i went to see fighting chance tonight at the sidebar.... they fuckin rock, you should have come

i can't decide if i like crew cut socks or tube socks better. right now i'm thinkin crew cuz they don't fall down, but tubes are way better for risky buisness recreations....

sorry peeps, i'm drawin a blank tonight, possibly from natty boh overload, but i will update...
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update time
jeah...

i got the soundtrack to hedwig and the angry inch. classic.

i wanna go to a show, it's been awhile.

i'm wearing green shoes.

my fucking picture still won't work.

i like this thing -------->

baltimore is now #11 on the list of americas most dangerous cities. what the fuck? mofrackaz need to start steppin it up

now stop reading this and...
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update time

if i was a bird i'd be a kiwi cuz they're the shit.

iwant to start a gospel rap alterna space rock band. all interested should inquire within.

i want to know why we have tonsils. they seem like the pussiest organ in the body. i bet a gall bladder could even kick their ass. they probably get made fun of all the...
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fuck. that is all........

roses are green
violets are black
this is my poem
that i'm selling for crack.

please submit any offers to the comments section of this page.
thank you,
mgmt.

everyone says i don't update enough. well this one goes out to you:
ahem...

today i saw a bug
who wanted to smoke some drugs.
i told him
don'tyouknowdrugssplitupfamiliesandmakepuppydogscry?

i like apple juice
i like my pants loose
if i had a moose
i would name him gary.

plants are cool.
however, they are too cool for school.
thats why schools don't have'm.

thank you

hxc kareoke tonight who's down! i've been in a slump lately so i'm gonna go and cheer up. and put me down for 5 on overalls vs coveralls.

alrighty here we go....
drink drinkity drunk is how the past few days have gone. i think i need to hole up in the room for a while and detox. the only good thing is i'm not the personality to wake up and go "oh shit, i was such an ass last night. that sucks," it's more like "damn i was an ass last night,...
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