mattasfuck

let's see.....
roses are red,
some like'em yellow,
that charlie sheen,
is a stand up fellow.

i'm available for poetry readings, children's birthdays, and work parties but i need to see dollar signs bitches. talk is cheap but i'm not...

this just in....
slayer fucking rules your life. admit it. its ok, there are others like you.

aerosmith tattoos are the new white belt. you heard it here first, so don't try and say nobody told you.

go watch tv