mattasfuck

everyone says i don't update enough. well this one goes out to you:
ahem...

today i saw a bug
who wanted to smoke some drugs.
i told him
don'tyouknowdrugssplitupfamiliesandmakepuppydogscry?

i like apple juice
i like my pants loose
if i had a moose
i would name him gary.

plants are cool.
however, they are too cool for school.
thats why schools don't have'm.

thank you