Oh the horror...
So what do you do when an actress is clearly coming on to you? ...turns out you walk away and get drunk. Chivalry ain't dead but spontaneity is 6ft under.
But you know I got's me scruples... Clearly the shit is unproffesional, and she is probably just using her 'method' technique to gain access to your parts... acting parts you slime dogs dammit...
...right?
Of course if she is also pretty good and right for one of the roles, so do you turn her down out of paranoia? Or do you make out that she only got the part because you enjoy the flirt...
Answers on a postcard to the innocent Director with not a casting couch in sight...
Meanwhile, back in shitsville I've decided to rob a bank to fund my film because financiers are too stupid to know a good deal when it's shaking their limp-wrists and spitting pound notes at their dumb-animal excuse for faces... so if you know any good banks to rob, include it on your postcard...
Or just do a seperate postcard, because we don't do postcards enough these days...
So what do you do when an actress is clearly coming on to you? ...turns out you walk away and get drunk. Chivalry ain't dead but spontaneity is 6ft under.
But you know I got's me scruples... Clearly the shit is unproffesional, and she is probably just using her 'method' technique to gain access to your parts... acting parts you slime dogs dammit...
...right?
Of course if she is also pretty good and right for one of the roles, so do you turn her down out of paranoia? Or do you make out that she only got the part because you enjoy the flirt...
Answers on a postcard to the innocent Director with not a casting couch in sight...
Meanwhile, back in shitsville I've decided to rob a bank to fund my film because financiers are too stupid to know a good deal when it's shaking their limp-wrists and spitting pound notes at their dumb-animal excuse for faces... so if you know any good banks to rob, include it on your postcard...
Or just do a seperate postcard, because we don't do postcards enough these days...