Well that was fun...
...which is a rare thing for me to confess, but it was. The second screening of my short film was made more important by the fact that industry folk and real film fanatics turned out as well the few cast and crew who couldn't make the last one.
Film played. Big screen, big sound, just like the doctor ordered. Whoops and...
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...which is a rare thing for me to confess, but it was. The second screening of my short film was made more important by the fact that industry folk and real film fanatics turned out as well the few cast and crew who couldn't make the last one.
Film played. Big screen, big sound, just like the doctor ordered. Whoops and...
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glitch:
Happy Birthday.........
ish369:
I LOVED WHAT YA HAD TO SAY..ABOUT THE MOVIE INDUSTRY.... I COULDN'T OF SAID IT BETTER... 
So I got a big screening of my short film tomorrow at the west end... fucking yay...
but here's the thing...
I hate talking about myself on a speaker system to a couple hundred people... it's just so wank... so why the fuck am i doing a Q&A on the film...
The films like 14 minuites long.... whats to ask...?
Clearly I'm stage struck nervous...
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but here's the thing...
I hate talking about myself on a speaker system to a couple hundred people... it's just so wank... so why the fuck am i doing a Q&A on the film...
The films like 14 minuites long.... whats to ask...?
Clearly I'm stage struck nervous...
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nya:
stand up comedians
you really did?
I've already read invisible monsters and must say I enjoyed it a lot ♥
you really did?
I've already read invisible monsters and must say I enjoyed it a lot ♥
dylan:
OldBoy is really great, it's one of my favourites. I keep forcing other people to watch it! Have you seen the other two in the trilogy?
So that was Berlin.
Aufweidersehn and all that.
Was pretty productive as it goes; did the film festival, saw what's left of the Berlin Wall, ran through check point charlie hoping to get shot, which i did, but only japanese tourists, and had my rights-of-passage moment where I became a man on the film pitching circuit.
Yep I bit the bullett, knuckled down to do...
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Aufweidersehn and all that.
Was pretty productive as it goes; did the film festival, saw what's left of the Berlin Wall, ran through check point charlie hoping to get shot, which i did, but only japanese tourists, and had my rights-of-passage moment where I became a man on the film pitching circuit.
Yep I bit the bullett, knuckled down to do...
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frankalina:
you are too fucken funny
yes
i am NEVER bored
theres to much to do
too much to eat
too many people to make fun of
namely ME!
too many animals that need petting and loving
too many suicide girls to drool over
alas
i may have just popped my last brain cell
yes
i am NEVER bored
theres to much to do
too much to eat
too many people to make fun of
namely ME!
too many animals that need petting and loving
too many suicide girls to drool over
alas
i may have just popped my last brain cell
elysia:
I am so very very happy to be a vegetarian right now. I have no wish whatsoever to eat anything that comes out of my vagina.
I'm thinking of changing my Bush... but maybe just so I can get off on the schoolboy pun just one last time....
I'm thinking about trading in my half-baked attempt at integrity for a brand new career of loads-a-money corporate wank...
But most of all I'm thinking about loading an elephant gun full of viagra and blasting the fuck out any suit-wearing cunt-fuck-whore who dares...
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I'm thinking about trading in my half-baked attempt at integrity for a brand new career of loads-a-money corporate wank...
But most of all I'm thinking about loading an elephant gun full of viagra and blasting the fuck out any suit-wearing cunt-fuck-whore who dares...
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elysia:
Schoolboy puns are always the best.
Suit + briefcase = wanker
It's been proven.
Suit + briefcase = wanker
It's been proven.
_tab:
I've thought about it but Im afraid they will try to take it back after I take it out and then Ill have a huge negative balance.
Time to celebrate the end of hell on earth... I should just go to sleep, but i feel a drunken binge occuring with my so-called mates... don't they care for me... dont they know how weak i am around alcohol...
Ah fuck it... hand me a bottle of liquor and i'll see you sunday afternoon...
Meanwhile remember that "your mind is a weapon" and to...
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Ah fuck it... hand me a bottle of liquor and i'll see you sunday afternoon...
Meanwhile remember that "your mind is a weapon" and to...
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elysia:
Remember : Drink doesn't make you sleep. It just makes you pass out and leave you with the illusion that you may have rested. This is a LIE.
If my mind were a weapon I'd liken it to a spoon made out of Philadelphia.
If my mind were a weapon I'd liken it to a spoon made out of Philadelphia.
Ok... seriously, I'm beyond tired now... hallucinating i'm sure of it... I don't think i should drive anymore... the journey back home resembled that episode of the Simpsons, when Homer ate what I think was the Guatamalan Isanity Chilli...
Clearly I should go to bed... but I'm enjoying the buzz i think..
Though, like most drug induced 'mind expansions', it probably only feels euphoric and...
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Clearly I should go to bed... but I'm enjoying the buzz i think..
Though, like most drug induced 'mind expansions', it probably only feels euphoric and...
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What kind of idiot works till five in the morning when they gotta be somewhere at nine...?
The kind who'll have to do a 24 shift tommorow on top of it, just to keep up...
Did i mention that following your 'dream' sucks ass...
Someone hand me a bottle of your cheapest liquor, i'm going home...
The kind who'll have to do a 24 shift tommorow on top of it, just to keep up...
Did i mention that following your 'dream' sucks ass...
Someone hand me a bottle of your cheapest liquor, i'm going home...
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elysia:
*hands over cheap bottle in brown paper bag* 
elysia:
The warmth of the UK? Ha ha ha. It's currently minus two. Fucking British weather of shite.
We have the technology, we can rebuild him...
...and with any luck I'll be the 100 million dollar man before the week is out... though i doubt it... the lottery, or the stupid tax, as it is known - can aparently only be won if you play it... So do i buy a ticket, or do i resign myself to the moral highground of denouncing...
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...and with any luck I'll be the 100 million dollar man before the week is out... though i doubt it... the lottery, or the stupid tax, as it is known - can aparently only be won if you play it... So do i buy a ticket, or do i resign myself to the moral highground of denouncing...
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Clearly I need an agent.
I was so exhausted last night, after pushing myself through hoops on five different jobs since the new year, that I just passed out. Though some might define it as sleep, I went down fighting all the way.
It's possible I'm a workaholic. A masochist by choice. And though I've yet to fully embrace the pleasures of self annihilation through...
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I was so exhausted last night, after pushing myself through hoops on five different jobs since the new year, that I just passed out. Though some might define it as sleep, I went down fighting all the way.
It's possible I'm a workaholic. A masochist by choice. And though I've yet to fully embrace the pleasures of self annihilation through...
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strawberrybomb:
Aha as i was reading your comment i was also looking at imdb and discovered that he was indeed involved in the tv show. I was only small when that was on tv.
If they were to remake fight club i would not be happy, like i am not happy that old boy is possibly being remade.
If they were to remake fight club i would not be happy, like i am not happy that old boy is possibly being remade.
strawberrybomb:
Yeah im not too sure if they are but there were rumours that it would also have nicholas cage playing Oh Dae-Su but i think its going to be set in america.
Is it possible to set out to write a tour de force?
Is it plausible to set out to create a pop phenomenon?
Is it even worth attempting to write something that aspires to be anything other than sarcastic?
I'm surrounded by yes men and no men, and I don't believe either of them...
I'm employing all the yes men, and I'm sickened by the...
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Is it plausible to set out to create a pop phenomenon?
Is it even worth attempting to write something that aspires to be anything other than sarcastic?
I'm surrounded by yes men and no men, and I don't believe either of them...
I'm employing all the yes men, and I'm sickened by the...
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Now don't get me wrong, I love a good 
I mean, there are times when you need to sign post that you were taking the piss, and fucking 'lol' don't cut it.
but seriously, are folk so fucking devoid of emotion in their writing that
and are really necessary?
And I'm not really sure what the difference between & really are?
Are you supposed to...
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I mean, there are times when you need to sign post that you were taking the piss, and fucking 'lol' don't cut it.
but seriously, are folk so fucking devoid of emotion in their writing that
and are really necessary?
And I'm not really sure what the difference between
& really are?
Are you supposed to...
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elysia:
Enjoy the frisk ... I always seem to get the scary looking he-she!
LOL should be banned ... I hate it (what does >3 mean? Never worked that one out. From my GCSE maths it should mean meaner than 3 ... who is 3?)
I particularly hate emoticons. I use them in comments so that people realise that I'm being sarcastic and don't take it offensively. Those that read my journal should know what I'm like!
How is the situation with the actress? I had some good advice for that! It escapes me now that i've had a few Jack Daniels!
LOL should be banned ... I hate it (what does >3 mean? Never worked that one out. From my GCSE maths it should mean meaner than 3 ... who is 3?)
I particularly hate emoticons. I use them in comments so that people realise that I'm being sarcastic and don't take it offensively. Those that read my journal should know what I'm like!
How is the situation with the actress? I had some good advice for that! It escapes me now that i've had a few Jack Daniels!
Oh the horror...
So what do you do when an actress is clearly coming on to you? ...turns out you walk away and get drunk. Chivalry ain't dead but spontaneity is 6ft under.
But you know I got's me scruples... Clearly the shit is unproffesional, and she is probably just using her 'method' technique to gain access to your parts... acting parts you slime dogs...
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So what do you do when an actress is clearly coming on to you? ...turns out you walk away and get drunk. Chivalry ain't dead but spontaneity is 6ft under.
But you know I got's me scruples... Clearly the shit is unproffesional, and she is probably just using her 'method' technique to gain access to your parts... acting parts you slime dogs...
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