minus 20 F this morning all the way up to minus 1 F this afternoon
yippee
yippee
pain
no pills
not good
no pills
not good
xaqary:
your in the group-
Clyde
Clyde
bored
phoolsfire:
i like bourbon and crow bars, so if you put the two together you'll have a jolly good time!
i am thirsting after some bourbon
is it five anywhere yet?
is it five anywhere yet?
suicidesmitty:
just say yo.
dhill1:
i dont have any bourbon, but i do have a $33 bottle of vodka that needs to be drank.
and then the rain
and then the rain
and then the rain
beats down on me
and then the rain
and then the rain
beats down on me
n:
ok.
how was I supposed to know that I would lose my ability to read minds and that the job description would require an ever increasing amount of it? why didn't somebody tell me?
dhill1:
I know the worlds just too damn lazy to put them up, thats what happens to ya when you work alot
n:
cause then you'd never have taken the job.
what's for lunch?
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k:
vegetarian tamales(homemade)
sometimes being married sucks
sometimes being married sucks
dhill1:
anything that your buying
i keep having these dreams that start out with the president calling up on the phone. "Buddy, i need you to do something for me..."
last night i was supposed to go liberate this pain killer factory (from what I am not sure)
as ordered, i accomplished the mission and proceded to "rescue" the poor, oppressed pain killers, bringing them to my warm and happy...
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last night i was supposed to go liberate this pain killer factory (from what I am not sure)
as ordered, i accomplished the mission and proceded to "rescue" the poor, oppressed pain killers, bringing them to my warm and happy...
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this grasshopper walks into a bar
the bartender says, "hey, we have a drink named after you."
the grasshopper responds, "Kevin?"
sorry, best i could do.
the bartender says, "hey, we have a drink named after you."
the grasshopper responds, "Kevin?"
sorry, best i could do.
radiobastet:
HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! 
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bartender here?"
Get it?
OK, written down it's not quite as funny as saying it out loud. You have to say it with a slight pause between "bar" and "tender." Heh heh. OK, my mom told me that one, what can I say....
Thanks for the compliment re my pic! There's a new one up there now with my newly dyed hair. I really look like a dork.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bartender here?"
Get it?
OK, written down it's not quite as funny as saying it out loud. You have to say it with a slight pause between "bar" and "tender." Heh heh. OK, my mom told me that one, what can I say....
Thanks for the compliment re my pic! There's a new one up there now with my newly dyed hair. I really look like a dork.
missprint:
Some how that just doesn't seem like a fair trade. Motorhead! Lucky guy.