Shit man the smoke from the fires is killing my lungs. Anyway this guy came into my work today. He had his girlfriend with him. She had to have been one of the most arousing women I've seen in a long time. She had this very boyish quality, skinny body with this androginous pixie cut and she was just fucking adorable. He seemed like a cool guy although he had to be atleast seven years older than her (my guess is that she was anywhere from 17-19). I joked around with him a little 'cause he was a fellow hipster but the whole time in my head I was thinking man I would totally stab you in the heart if it meant I could get a shot at your girlfriend.