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Singer mishears crowd




Sir Cliff Richard is performing in Japan on the last leg of a successful world tour. The audience go wild as Cliff asks them if there is anything he can sing especially for them. Tits and fanny! scream the audience. I cant sing that, says Cliff. Im a devout Christian. Tits and fanny! scream the crowd. Oh, come on, says Cliff. Tits and fanny! scream the crowd. Okay, okay, says Cliff. But I dont know how it goes. Tits and fanny sing the crowd in unison. how we dont talk anymore


Not funny on so many levels.