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FUCKKKK!!!!

I forgot I had a membership for this... Er, so that's wht those "Payment to SG Services" are on my bank statements.

Oh well, i'm back. And I seen some girls who I know with their tits out. Hurrah!

I Play guitar in 2 bands... If anyone cares/gets time please check them out.

The Hyperjax - Punk N' Roll

The Shortcuts - Grizzly Bear tunes

Rumination - Australia

Impending - Death of A Pixie

A La Carte - Muslim Wheelbarrow

Transistor - Cross dressing Nun

OK, this joke is offered as an aoplogy for the last one...Its marginally funnier.


A dog walks into the Job Centre and asks the man at the counter if they have any vacancies. The man is stunned. Youre a talking dog! he cries. What a wonderful talent you have. Im sure we can find work for you no problem. At this the dog becomes agitated....
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Singer mishears crowd




Sir Cliff Richard is performing in Japan on the last leg of a successful world tour. The audience go wild as Cliff asks them if there is anything he can sing especially for them. Tits and fanny! scream the audience. I cant sing that, says Cliff. Im a devout Christian. Tits and fanny! scream the crowd. Oh, come on, says Cliff. Tits...
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A Bitter Old Man, that is I... Tat twam asi


I am currently feeling embittered about a number of things in this world, most of which don't concern me, either. I'm afraid of turning into my dad, although everyone seems to like him, so I guess its not that bad. plus, i'd look like Ric Flair (yeah, the Nature Boy, thats right!)

* I feel...
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Two fish in a tank, one says to the other: "can you drive this?"
-Ba-boom!

I could probably justify posting this if I had some kind of evidence that anyone actually reads it. Still, its going to be posted, and you won't like it (everyone who isn't reading this).
Here is what I did with my week:

Monday -

Bought jeans



Tuesday -

Burnt Jeans



Wednesday-

Baked jeans
Threw jeans off a steeple



Thursday-

Took jeans back to shop on...
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So, I played at Holidays in the Sun Festival in Morcambe yesterday. They had shitloads of free booze backstage and the night culminated in myself and my roadie chasing Lars Fredereikson down the street with a bottle of JD, shouting at him for a picture. He wouldn't play. A bit cunty, I thought.
He's a lot smaller than I though he was, but he played...
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So, there I was, just minding my own Ps and Qs, when a thought came along and ripped my brains out! Why shouldn't time be metric? Any sub devision of a second is metric, but anything larger than a second, we only bother counting up to 60. Why? When? Who? - Awful!

This is how things SHOULD be:

100 seconds (or micro minutes) to the...
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OK, I disappeared for a while, but I have returned.
Its good to be back... Now, to find my old friends.
Hmmm...Where did I put them?