mastercraftsman

Just another wonderful day in paradise. This morning jamming with my new wireless headphones that have a 300' range. Have like 200 hours of favorite songs on my PC at work because the radio stations here make me hurl. Rick The Prick wants to hear. Fucking jamming to Fattburger, a jazz band from Diego. Self righteous music know-it-all starts laughing, saying it's PORNOMUSIC. Like he heard that shit playing in a porno. Normally I defend myself and size 10 steel toes would hit that ass. But he had a point. Felt like the time I was singing Donna Summer's I work hard for the money(told you radio sucks here) walking to my back door and got surprised by another prick friend.... Later on The Man comes out into the shop Grumpy and Grinchy. I'm ass-deep in mahogany parts, 40 mutherfuckers are ass and elbows crankin shit out and I'm lost in the world of G-Code. "Hey, who's that little shit over there?" "Huh?" "Sorry man, but you got that new guy over there doing what exactly?" "Runnin' that RF glue press..." "Looks to me like all he's doin' is standin' around with his thumb up his ass. I ain't payin' for that shit. Who is he?" "He's a retard-I mean MONyard..." "The fuck's a MAWNyard..." "Thought he could speak Vietnamese but Tuyen said they can barely understand each other. Means mountain people. Look, he ain't gettin' paid shit and I need someone to load a part and push that fucking button every three minutes. You rather he go over to the tablesaw and cut his fingers off?" Eyes rolling. "So what've you got?" Hand him a list of tooling to be custom designed at DeHart. About $10K worth. "Why you always want the most expensive shit?" "They're the best. This ain't amateur hour out here. Aluminum's a whole different world. And I think Amber down there likes me." "Bullshit." "I called down there. Haven't seen her for a year and she's all like Of COURSE I remember you I heard you'd gotten snapped up by Masterwood and leaving the country and I'd never see you again." "Well I ain't payin' ten grand for you to get some new toys and an excuse to be around some bimbo. Why do you think she's there anyway?" "To fuck you outta some money by using me." Looks over at the monyard. "Oh yeah, this ain't amateur hour alright..." "Look I'll find something for him to sand while he waits. Can't get hurt doing that." "Do that."
Fucking need to see a dentist. Gums bleeding when I brush my teeth. Fuck.
Later....