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maryjane

Albuquerque

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Monday Oct 18, 2004

Oct 18, 2004
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who here hates cramps???
*raises hand* yeah, i do frown

who would like to come to NM and make me a nice, hot bubble bath? i also require candles and good music to accompany said bath, of which i have handy here at my place, so you need not worry about bringing any of your own. see how easy i make things for you people? i suppose, however, that it's not so easy to buy a plane ticket or take the long drive out to my desert town, but the easy and the hard balance eachother out. oh, did i mention that i'm too lazy this evening to do anything for myself except whine about my aching tummy? i swear it feels like there's a little man in my uterus with an ice pick, and he's stabbing away as though he is trying to escape. stupid ice pick toting motherfucker mad

anyhow, have a groovy day you guys surreal

:mj:
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jspooky:
I suppose I could come on down and draw you a bath, but that would ruin the whole "mysterious internet chat guy" image I have going for me. And we wouldn't want to do that, would we.

Let me know when you poop out the little man with the ice pick. I'd like to have a few words with him.

See you on the aim.

-Mike
Oct 21, 2004
driver_00:
I have done alot of traveling in my life and have met a alot of wonderful women, but I must say never has one so creatively described cramps before. And not only is it creative, it is a very good description. wink
Oct 21, 2004

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