who here hates cramps???
*raises hand* yeah, i do
who would like to come to NM and make me a nice, hot bubble bath? i also require candles and good music to accompany said bath, of which i have handy here at my place, so you need not worry about bringing any of your own. see how easy i make things for you people? i suppose, however, that it's not so easy to buy a plane ticket or take the long drive out to my desert town, but the easy and the hard balance eachother out. oh, did i mention that i'm too lazy this evening to do anything for myself except whine about my aching tummy? i swear it feels like there's a little man in my uterus with an ice pick, and he's stabbing away as though he is trying to escape. stupid ice pick toting motherfucker
anyhow, have a groovy day you guys
:mj:
*raises hand* yeah, i do
who would like to come to NM and make me a nice, hot bubble bath? i also require candles and good music to accompany said bath, of which i have handy here at my place, so you need not worry about bringing any of your own. see how easy i make things for you people? i suppose, however, that it's not so easy to buy a plane ticket or take the long drive out to my desert town, but the easy and the hard balance eachother out. oh, did i mention that i'm too lazy this evening to do anything for myself except whine about my aching tummy? i swear it feels like there's a little man in my uterus with an ice pick, and he's stabbing away as though he is trying to escape. stupid ice pick toting motherfucker
anyhow, have a groovy day you guys
:mj:
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Let me know when you poop out the little man with the ice pick. I'd like to have a few words with him.
See you on the aim.
-Mike