mary

ever feel so frusterated you throw on some RAAR music and smash old wine bottles? my friend amy and i had an annoying night, each separately, and converged for a purging experience. i highly reccommend this method to cure your pissed off feeling:
!. open a bottle of wine and without shame put at least two more in a row, waiting for the opening.
2. drink a bunch and verbally unload to loud music that could potentially get you kicked out of the neighborhood.
3. together, make a comic each of the person distressing you or misunderstanding you, deep in the action of doing the exact thing you are annoyed by. use india ink. dump water on it when you are done till they are smeared. drink more.
4. fill a bucket with old bottles and thrift store vases, etc. take a shovel to it with all the gusto you got. make caveman faces, drink more wine.
5. sit in the yard outside, or the sidewalk if you have no yard, and pass the bottle back and forth while telling your most weird chilhood stories.

it is marys five-step cure all to geting over an annoying evening. which i have had. but about twelve to 15 smashed bottles later i feel ok about humankind as a species. in general.