martydistortion

Well, there is 1 week and 5 days until I leave for England.
That is good and bad.. I ordered a whole stack of clothes from interpunk that I wanted to arrive before I leave.. Yep you guessed; so I actually have some sort of clothing variety to choose from and wear. I find it unlikely they will be able to get it here in 1 week and 5 days. fuck.

So the plan is;
-get on a plane
-freak out about being on a plane.. maybe chuck in a few seizures aswell
-repeat "Iam cornholio teepee for your bunghole!" with my shirt over my head to entice passengers.
-get drunk on the plane and try and play the playstation.. fall asleep.. then have sex with an air stewerdess.. a hot one. in the toilet.(hey i worked for picture magazine, these sorts of fantasies are now implanted in my noggin)
-hope the plane doesnt crash.
-land in london..
-admire the airport.. for some reason i like airports *shrug*
-aunty sue and mick pick us up and take us back to theres where we will stay there for about 4 days or so.. i think. dunno..
-procede to stay at my nans house for a few weeks.
-visit stonehenge
-visit a castle.. yeh!
-visit the house I grew up in.
-see all my cousins and relatives yay!
-go to london to meet Laura and then procede to buy things that i probably dont need, plus clothes and crap.. and generally just be in london with a cute girl by my side. *sigh*

ah.. im sure theres heaps of stuff I will do.. cant think at the moment.. plus I need a shower.. and gotta finish this pinup by like.. 5 pm or some shit..
That is unless the art director dude doesnt email me.. if he doesnt then fuck him and his deadlines

Dead@17:Rough Cut went in stores a couple of days ago...
It kinda sucks that I dont actually have my won copy yet.. PLEASE COME TODAY... damn post office.. or fedex.. someones gunna pay...
Nevertheless, I read a review on the book the other night... * *