::UPDATE::
Sweet jesus this is funny be careful. if you're into old NES games and such, this will kill an hour of your life but trust me, it's well worth it ^_^
OK! I was reading SG's news this morning and I got sucked into the whole Spiderman discussion... After reading two pages of comments on the story, I have to write my own but I refuse to add to that pile of flammie crap. Oh and try to remember, I'm not a big comic person. I had a few batman, spiderman and daredevil comics that's about it..
First off: The Spiderman movies BLEW. Both of them. Sucked bum. I especially *hated* the second one. I mean, the first was ok.. Live action Spidey w/ assloads of CG makes for some shiney scenes but the second one... egads... the second movie was Tobey whining for 20minutes, then cutting to 2 minutes of story, then back to whining, ooop! One line of story! It fucking sucked! The only movie I hated more than it was The Hulk and that was the only movie i've ever walked out on and trust me, had I been able to leave and get my $$$ back I would've gladly left. FUCKING SUCKED!
Second: Spiderman, as a character in both the comics and the movies, is a pussy. I mean, I'm not exactly a manly man or some shit but really... In the comics, he was O.K., he was all lean and agile but in the movies he was made out to be uberpowerful (come on, a fucking train!) and less agile and yeah.. He just can't hold a candle to Batman. Now Batman is interesting. He's got some of the whole 'I'm not perfect' thing going for him. The psychology of being a superhero and all. Plus Batman has no powers! He just plain-old beats the hell out of his enemies or he lures and traps them! Like really, the best trapping that Spidey does goes something like this:
Spidey: HOLY SHIT! Another archnemesis! WEB HIM!
*BAM! - Archnemesis gets all tangled in a big web of sticky webness*
Nemesis: Ahahahahahahaha!
*BAM! - Archnemesis breaks free and beats the hell outta Spidey and yet, somehow, Spidey wins.*
Third: Anyone who says that the whiney shit in the movies is story and a deep look into Spiderman/Peter Parker's psyche is full of shit. If it were a 'deep look into whateverthefuck' then there would be a bit of 'Hey, something's wrong.. Should I or should I not tell MJ about me? How sad..
' then there'd be actual character development (you know... substance.) until parker finally realizes "Wait! That's my problem! I have to decide between Spidey and MJ" then a little more growth and development in between (or if you have skilled writers, during!) fights/banter with the enemy and THEN he makes a choice. None of this 'Aww... look! look! look! Woe is me *tear*' for 2 fucking hours and THEN 'Oh I see! PROBLEM SOLVED!' GAH!
Alright, now that I have that out of my system:
LIFE IS FUCKING AWESOME
I got me a job for the work term ^_^ It's a pretty sextastic job too! $16 an hour to develop web apps for this uber-progressive furniture design company! So far, I agreed to build them a complete 'Build Your Own Furniture' system.. (it's more fixing/rebuilding the one they have) along with a few other apps but I think my first task will be to rebuild thier existing website and clean out some of the cobwebs and junk left behind from previous versions of the site and *shudder* Macromedia products. It just keeps getting better though, no cubicles, no dress code, it's in the sexxy exchange about 8 blocks from my place (hello blading to work ^_^) and everyone who works there seems to be really cool!
For example: During the interview, I was taken around to meet everyone (it's a small company.. < 15 people) and Roberta made a joke about how i said was relieved to not have to wear a tie to work and Jeff replied with 'Tie?! Hell! I'm not even wearing shoes today!' How cool is that?
anyways, enough of my uber-rant back to Visual Basic and Weezer
Sweet jesus this is funny be careful. if you're into old NES games and such, this will kill an hour of your life but trust me, it's well worth it ^_^
OK! I was reading SG's news this morning and I got sucked into the whole Spiderman discussion... After reading two pages of comments on the story, I have to write my own but I refuse to add to that pile of flammie crap. Oh and try to remember, I'm not a big comic person. I had a few batman, spiderman and daredevil comics that's about it..
First off: The Spiderman movies BLEW. Both of them. Sucked bum. I especially *hated* the second one. I mean, the first was ok.. Live action Spidey w/ assloads of CG makes for some shiney scenes but the second one... egads... the second movie was Tobey whining for 20minutes, then cutting to 2 minutes of story, then back to whining, ooop! One line of story! It fucking sucked! The only movie I hated more than it was The Hulk and that was the only movie i've ever walked out on and trust me, had I been able to leave and get my $$$ back I would've gladly left. FUCKING SUCKED!
Second: Spiderman, as a character in both the comics and the movies, is a pussy. I mean, I'm not exactly a manly man or some shit but really... In the comics, he was O.K., he was all lean and agile but in the movies he was made out to be uberpowerful (come on, a fucking train!) and less agile and yeah.. He just can't hold a candle to Batman. Now Batman is interesting. He's got some of the whole 'I'm not perfect' thing going for him. The psychology of being a superhero and all. Plus Batman has no powers! He just plain-old beats the hell out of his enemies or he lures and traps them! Like really, the best trapping that Spidey does goes something like this:
Spidey: HOLY SHIT! Another archnemesis! WEB HIM!
*BAM! - Archnemesis gets all tangled in a big web of sticky webness*
Nemesis: Ahahahahahahaha!
*BAM! - Archnemesis breaks free and beats the hell outta Spidey and yet, somehow, Spidey wins.*
Third: Anyone who says that the whiney shit in the movies is story and a deep look into Spiderman/Peter Parker's psyche is full of shit. If it were a 'deep look into whateverthefuck' then there would be a bit of 'Hey, something's wrong.. Should I or should I not tell MJ about me? How sad..
' then there'd be actual character development (you know... substance.) until parker finally realizes "Wait! That's my problem! I have to decide between Spidey and MJ" then a little more growth and development in between (or if you have skilled writers, during!) fights/banter with the enemy and THEN he makes a choice. None of this 'Aww... look! look! look! Woe is me *tear*' for 2 fucking hours and THEN 'Oh I see! PROBLEM SOLVED!' GAH!
Alright, now that I have that out of my system:
LIFE IS FUCKING AWESOME
I got me a job for the work term ^_^ It's a pretty sextastic job too! $16 an hour to develop web apps for this uber-progressive furniture design company! So far, I agreed to build them a complete 'Build Your Own Furniture' system.. (it's more fixing/rebuilding the one they have) along with a few other apps but I think my first task will be to rebuild thier existing website and clean out some of the cobwebs and junk left behind from previous versions of the site and *shudder* Macromedia products. It just keeps getting better though, no cubicles, no dress code, it's in the sexxy exchange about 8 blocks from my place (hello blading to work ^_^) and everyone who works there seems to be really cool!
For example: During the interview, I was taken around to meet everyone (it's a small company.. < 15 people) and Roberta made a joke about how i said was relieved to not have to wear a tie to work and Jeff replied with 'Tie?! Hell! I'm not even wearing shoes today!' How cool is that?
anyways, enough of my uber-rant back to Visual Basic and Weezer
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So now that spiderman is dead we no longer have to suffer under the destructive pussiness that was he. and dont get me started ont he Hulk......