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martini79

Land of the hill people... thats right PALMDAAAALEE!!!

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Wednesday Mar 19, 2008

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new post, so i'll start with a joke...

What did the Easter egg tell the boiling water?




















"i'm gonna take a while to get hard, i just got laid."

*drum roll and rim shot*

ok, so i had an idea and maybe you all can help me out. I'm wondering if an SG girl wants to do a set with my car. I think betty needs some camera time and i think it would be cool to have a set with her in it. so get the word out that if a Los Angeles area SG lady is wondering where to get a car for a set that mine is available.

ok, enough of that. i'll check you all out on the flip side!!!
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harlot:
22 days= you punching me in the throat cuz you hate me.
Mar 26, 2008
harlot:
Im so dissapointed about the aardvark situation in Cali.

I was going to whine and whine and make you buy me a stuffed one.

But now, I guess ill haveta settle for something else ridiculous.
Mar 26, 2008

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