I'm so lazy. It should be known that the reason why I post so sparingly is not due to any lack of creative content. It's just that I accidentally wipe my cookiees on my machine often, and then SG.com forgets the temporary random-digit password that I've already been too lazy to change forever. Then I have to go to my e-mail, dig it up, and...
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takesatraintocry:
It's about time for a new 'blog' eh? I'll see you in chat someday soon.
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marsmars:
I am... alive and well.
-L
-L
takesatraintocry:
That was the single most inpenetrable comment I've ever read. Nippon, hoooo! Good to know you're still OK.
JESUS F'ING CHRIST! I'm BLIND!
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takesatraintocry:
How un-Left, sir!
bastardo:
Happy Pre-UnBirthday old chap!
Update: My ball started working again. Yay!
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takesatraintocry:
But what's funny is that I knew I knew that name, but my first thought was that you were asking me if I was in AA.
I'm really in a pickle now...
The little tracker scroller round thing on my mouse is non-functioning. Now to approximate its effects, I have to go to the scroll-bar in windows, or physically slide the volume in my winamp. I was frustrated after just having done it the first time. Now repeat what was once a highly efficient and purposeful operation thousands of times in...
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The little tracker scroller round thing on my mouse is non-functioning. Now to approximate its effects, I have to go to the scroll-bar in windows, or physically slide the volume in my winamp. I was frustrated after just having done it the first time. Now repeat what was once a highly efficient and purposeful operation thousands of times in...
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takesatraintocry:
I have a salaried, eton educated servant whose sole function in my household is to wash the black gunk from my balls. Her name is Edith, and she smells of freshly quartered honeydew melons.
PS your thunder is discreet.
edit: is Eton coeducational? I dunno.
[Edited on Apr 06, 2006 1:03AM]
PS your thunder is discreet.
edit: is Eton coeducational? I dunno.
[Edited on Apr 06, 2006 1:03AM]
takesatraintocry:
Oh Left, I'm all atwitter now, having gazed upon that immortal visage. Thankyou for your kind words, and that lovely pic.
Speaking of which, I've seen this pup before:
Good to be back,
M
Speaking of which, I've seen this pup before:
Good to be back,
M
fufuberry:
i pack puppies in my picnic baskets too. little tougher than kitten though.
where you been mofo?
where you been mofo?
Na na na na na na na na! Na na na na na na na na!
Mattman!
Oh god I love NPR. I ever mention that? I could eat Kai Risdal's glorious wit.
Mattman!
Oh god I love NPR. I ever mention that? I could eat Kai Risdal's glorious wit.
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obliviousfocus:
fuckin right i am 
bastardo:
I think you have the record for the shortest news article ever submitted to the news wire. Keep pushing the envelope!
Bah! And I am well aware you know exactly what that implies.
obliviousfocus:
yes yes i am
i think
i think
Yay, Mr. Left is still around. Behold my awe. BASK.
I will be contacting each of you individually, and giving you your specific tasks.
I will be contacting each of you individually, and giving you your specific tasks.
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kaseypoteet:
LOL!!! Why yes...yes, I am an assasin...Got a job for me? 
marsmars:
Please don't kill me.
Please don't kill me.Things = yes. Will update my journal later in the day. Let you know what an awesome dinner I have in plan for tonight. Two words and a conjunction: Surf and turf!
sarahg:
i had a cd called space ghost surf and turf one time. that shit was hilarious.
kovu:
you never updated your journal
Denied!
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marsmars:
"Incidentally..."
Just got back from court. And may I just say that damn, I looked good today! Not that I don't look good on other days. But I have resolved to bust out my good sport jackets more often, with the whole jeans and prada glasses schtick...
Oh, my arraignment has been extended to the 29th. And I'm gonna have a probate hearing, too. So hopefully, I'll skirt all this prison mumbo, with the schlepping and the glaven.
My case is officially known in the LA Superior Court as "The Viper Case." Everybody else gets an ID number. I get a title!
I suppose I should feel flattered. Hell, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't.
Perhaps most importantly, I'm now 22 days clean and sober! Yay! I'm really finding the meetings reinforcing, so I plan on continuing.
Incidentally, the Viper, or what's left of it. I went to the yard where they were storing it a few weeks ago, to get an idea of what I've done. The restoration guys said it would cost 65k+ to fix, and it still would never break 200mph again. So it's being chopped up and sold for parts as we speak.
Alas, she was a beaut. But the story of Left and Viper is not over yet. We will meet again. Oh yes, we will meet again...
Just got back from court. And may I just say that damn, I looked good today! Not that I don't look good on other days. But I have resolved to bust out my good sport jackets more often, with the whole jeans and prada glasses schtick...
Oh, my arraignment has been extended to the 29th. And I'm gonna have a probate hearing, too. So hopefully, I'll skirt all this prison mumbo, with the schlepping and the glaven.
My case is officially known in the LA Superior Court as "The Viper Case." Everybody else gets an ID number. I get a title!
I suppose I should feel flattered. Hell, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't.
Perhaps most importantly, I'm now 22 days clean and sober! Yay! I'm really finding the meetings reinforcing, so I plan on continuing.
Incidentally, the Viper, or what's left of it. I went to the yard where they were storing it a few weeks ago, to get an idea of what I've done. The restoration guys said it would cost 65k+ to fix, and it still would never break 200mph again. So it's being chopped up and sold for parts as we speak.
Alas, she was a beaut. But the story of Left and Viper is not over yet. We will meet again. Oh yes, we will meet again...
bastardo:
Jesus Left, why didnt you say anything earlier. Cripes man. Also Happy B-Day. Cripes.
How's life man? I need a muse. Have any spare muses? I checked Home Depot and they're out.
We used to be pals!
You look kind of like Craig Kilborn in your profile picture!