marshe

I'm gonna fuck this dude, and it will be awesome.

Here I am, once again shirking responsibility. I have two major projects due tomorrow- one is only half finished, the other hasn't even been started. I know, I know I'll get around to it... it's just right now.... I'm so.... horny and... unable to focus. Where are my homies with adderall when you need 'em?!

Given the intensity of my arousal right now, I've decided...
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Please learn that "Oh my, your hair is so different!" is not a fucking compliment.

If you don't like my hair, keep your fucking mouth shut. If you want to acknowledge that my hairstyle has indeed changed, yet you aren't particularly fond of it, keep you fucking mouth shut. Did your mother not teach you the "nothing-nice-to-say" rule? Even if she didn't, surely pop culture...
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