marquisdeserge

-my friend just showed me his *extremely* hairy ass

-a woman i was sleeping with for a while will not leave me alone. she works in a bakery and the cakes have been really good lately, but i'm afraid that if i cut her off completely they might start tasting like shit again

-i can't stop listening to fields of nephilim's album- elizium

-voltaire's book, WHAT IS GOTH, is quite funny. i just finished reading it.

-japanese beer is really fucking good

-i saw a young boy get bit on the head by a viper at a snake farm in thailand recently. fucking amazing

-i was fooling around with a transsexual in Phuket and S-HE had a "fully functional penis " (she/he said this in a fake British accent then demonstrated its functionality for me...quite shocking, seeing as she/he looked more feminine than a lot of women i've seen)

-anyone know when season 3 of SIX FEET UNDER is being released?

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Always in the middle of a kiss
Came the profane stimulus to cough;
Always from the pulpit during service
Leaned the devil prompting you to laugh.
Behind mock-ceremony of your grief
Lurked the burlesque instinct of the ham;
You never altered your amused belief
That life was a mere monumental sham.
From the comic accident of birth
To the final grotesque joke of death
Your malady of sacrilegious mirth
Spread gay contagion with each clever breath.
Now you must play the straight man for a term
And tolerate the humor of the worm.
dirge for a joker------s. plath