marloski

here's a joke my hubby emailed me...hope it makes you smile!


The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party. The Chief
proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest
Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will
grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." Chief nods and
Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and
the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful
blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the
Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed."You have a very
fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days What is your
second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him
and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across
the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the
Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous
brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's
tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a
man of talent, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last
request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone." The Chief
is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him
square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully dumb-ass, I said "BRING POSSE"