marksman303

I have learned two very important things this weekend.

1. I can be a total ass when tripping on mushrooms.

2. City girls can not stand being out doors while tripping on shrooms.

A few of my friends from the Wonk had stumbled across some rather potent fungus. Now on the few occasions that I have taken zooms I have found that I most like to wander the woods. There is really nothing in the wilds of Alberta that I fear. Apparently this doesnt hold true for every one. I was leading the group out of town when suddenly the foot steps behind me went silent. The women had stopped cold at the edge of the woods. Now I could have been understanding about this but as I stated above, I'm an ass. I broke into hysterics, because lets face it, the most formidable thing one might encounter at the edge of town is a coyote. What I found even funnier was the fact we had passed 3 drunks and 2 crack houses on the way there, and they had seemed completely comfortable with that. Call me strange but I find inebriated humans far more menacing than 40lbs of spineless wild dog.

any way thats my interesting tale from the weekend.
Any one else?

Love the trip your in!