marksman303

Ok I realize I have had new ink for a few days now and have yet to post a pic. Bear in mind though that I no longer have a connection at home, my camera cable has gone AWOL, and I am currently being worked like a dog. So you'll have to understand if my posts become stale (more so), and fewer in number. I...
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It would seem that my last update was somewhat harsh. You see I have now come to realize that accidents do indeed happen. I am currently trying to work with out the use of my left thumb. Which just last night I cut wide and deep with a tape measure yes a tape measure. I didnt think it could be done either, but I now...
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So I'm just getting in from work, and yes its the middle of the fucking night. Its not the fact that I had to work that makes me mad. Its the fact I had to work because some one else was an idiot. The guy in Edmonton who does this job, some how managed to feed his hand into a grinder tonight. How exactly does...
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Today one of my friends confessed to me something very disturbing... He intends to propose to his girl friend. Whats more frightening still is that I believe she will accept. Now dont get me wrong, its not that I dont think people should marry, its that I dont think they should marry at age 22. I think people (especially my friends) should wait a good...
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Ok two part entry:

1. Counting inventory sucks. They make you responsible for hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of oil field equipment. But that Isnt the tough part, oh no, Once a year they make you count it. I feel like the fuckin vampire from sesame street, "One brass valve ah ah ah. Two brass valves ah ah ah."

And on a more positive...
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I have learned two very important things this weekend.

1. I can be a total ass when tripping on mushrooms.

2. City girls can not stand being out doors while tripping on shrooms.

A few of my friends from the Wonk had stumbled across some rather potent fungus. Now on the few occasions that I have taken zooms I have found that I most like...
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I have lost my god dammed mind. This is no shit. I was offered a job today by the competition, making another 10G a year more than I am now. Guess what I did... due to some bizarre display of company loyalty, I turned them down, like a total fucking retard I TURNED THEM DOWN! I am currently on beer number 3 and I still...
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The week end can not come fast enough! Last week end was a poor excuse for time off (being on call sucks), But this week end will be different oh yes. I am going to pull my truck out of storage and put in some heavy wrench time. The Child Frightener 2000 will rise once more, offending the elderly, crushing small mammals, and leaving ruptured...
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Another Easter come and gone. Sad really how our society has bought this bastard version of a Celtic holiday. Does no one ever wonder how we went from tacking Christ up on a plank, to bunnies and eggs? Come on people think! Any way I ingested enough ham to warrant the death of at least two swine, so I'll call it a weekend well spent....
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I feel not unlike hammered shit. I put in well over 20 hours at work this weekend, many of which I spent stuck on some god forsaken ice road, cold, wet, and alone in the dark. Oh the wonders of the oil patch.

This is not the troubling news, oh no. What troubles me, is my baby sister is once again meeting up with her...
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My weekend freakin rocked. I got down to calgary met with my tattoo artist and set a time, may28. Not very soon I know, but after all this waiting another month wont kill me.

I made it up to Edmonton, took in a movie, and got hooked up with some really sweet Mary Jane. While up there, I met up with an old friend of...
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