marry christmas ya'll... 
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2 in the pink
1 in the stink
its 3:00 in da mornin and im up and yawning..Nicole lee is snoring in my bed, and im drunk as fuck.. naked as a new born baby. Stinky finger. limp cock.he just got his groove on in the disco cave. poor fucker. I want to go over and tea bag nicole so she will stop snoring. I...
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1 in the stink
its 3:00 in da mornin and im up and yawning..Nicole lee is snoring in my bed, and im drunk as fuck.. naked as a new born baby. Stinky finger. limp cock.he just got his groove on in the disco cave. poor fucker. I want to go over and tea bag nicole so she will stop snoring. I...
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kevykev:
dude yer killin me. 
seriously though i'm getting you a magazine rack
for christmas because you've got alot of issues.
welcome back numbnuts!
see you phuckers on friday for a drizzle or twizzle!
HO DAMMIT!
seriously though i'm getting you a magazine rack
for christmas because you've got alot of issues.
welcome back numbnuts!
see you phuckers on friday for a drizzle or twizzle!
HO DAMMIT!
tikki:
merry christmas
where did you get the 2 pink 1 stink thing hhmmm j/k
have fun
where did you get the 2 pink 1 stink thing hhmmm j/k
have fun
i got some booty.
i got some booty.
i got some booty.
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broadwaybee:
Your message was the bees knees.
nicolelee:
lol-- i think you got more than just that by now, sweetheart.
i love the shit outta you. (as long as you wont fart on me).
n*
i love the shit outta you. (as long as you wont fart on me).
n*
so its monday and i am still at nicolelee's cribler and im debating if i should stay an extra day and call off work.
I will just tell my boss that i got snowed in and i cant make the 3 hr drive back to cbus. Not sure if she will buy it, but oh well.. I am super fat now cause she just...
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I will just tell my boss that i got snowed in and i cant make the 3 hr drive back to cbus. Not sure if she will buy it, but oh well.. I am super fat now cause she just...
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_seven_:
You Mark, any afterhours going on Friday after JA? I was thinking about throwing one down at my joint afterwards if not.
_seven_:
The Friday night afterhours is a go, it'll be a laid back, tie one on, wake up with a bearded midget type event. Hit me up on my cell or on AIM and I'll give you the info.
As for Saturday, hell yeah I'll head out with you and Nic to the SG party.
As for Saturday, hell yeah I'll head out with you and Nic to the SG party.
Marks christmas list:::2003
1. my woman(nicolelee)
2. digital camera
3. web cam
4. hats
5. tattoo money
6. boxers
7. tattoo money
8. new job
9. my woman
10: old skool chucks(black,grey,green)
Oh and last but not least: Tattoo money...
So if anyone would like to knock a couple of these of the list that would be mighty fucking kind of you...ho ho ho muther...
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1. my woman(nicolelee)
2. digital camera
3. web cam
4. hats
5. tattoo money
6. boxers
7. tattoo money
8. new job
9. my woman
10: old skool chucks(black,grey,green)
Oh and last but not least: Tattoo money...
So if anyone would like to knock a couple of these of the list that would be mighty fucking kind of you...ho ho ho muther...
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_seven_:
You know what I'd like, ya bastid... one of those fancy CD's of yours that I missed out on gettin cause I was in Chicago.
gimme a ring, prick. heh.
gimme a ring, prick. heh.
kevykev:
you guys are gonna make me sad next weekend aren't you... ...? 
werd to the chicken bird.....2 dayz till i leave for the burgh to visit my home skillit. NICOLE BABY I LUV YA FUCKER......do not eat fudruckers..it blows. 
nicolelee:
i hope you're not calling me just to tell me you are pregnant
i luvv you too, poophead.
n*
i luvv you too, poophead.
n*
nicolelee:
you're not intensely beating off in that picture, now, are you mark???
it went in the pooper
broadwaybee:
Alright. If you plan on datin' my girl, I'ma gonna haffa be your 'friend' so's I can keep an eye on you.
nicolelee:
wait a minute... this isnt my HOME.
artemis missed me.
eternally pining for ya...
n*
artemis missed me.
eternally pining for ya...
n*
well im off to D.C at 6:00 in the morning. And im not looking forward to the 6 hour drive with the folks. But fuck, i need to check out this school and find an apartment for me and my woman..ill be back in cbus saturday just in time for my love to be in town.. then i think we are gonna hit up the...
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ally:
6 hours are you kidding?
it's more than that..............LOL!
try not to hit any deer in PA!!!
it's more than that..............LOL!
try not to hit any deer in PA!!!
nicolelee:
i just want to touch you again. i love you.
n*
n*
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK 
my love is stuck in pittsburgh...
my love is stuck in pittsburgh...
pureblu12225:
hey I have that same feeling only it seems to be this 
face
face
nicolelee:
im not STUCK. niggah i have a JOB. lol
but im weaseling enough to see you sooner than you thought. just wait til i *just appear* at your door. then what will you do besides shit yourself?
no! fuckO! i'm not cleaning it up!!!
baby misses you... he heard your voice and kissed me...
i
miss you
n*
but im weaseling enough to see you sooner than you thought. just wait til i *just appear* at your door. then what will you do besides shit yourself?
no! fuckO! i'm not cleaning it up!!!
baby misses you... he heard your voice and kissed me...
i
miss you
n*
well im down on my knees again,
and i pray to the only one,
who has the strength to bear the pain,
to forgive all the things that i have done,
oh girl, lead me into your darkness,
when this world is trying its hardest to leave me un impressed, just one caress, from you and i..
man do i ever feel like a piece...
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and i pray to the only one,
who has the strength to bear the pain,
to forgive all the things that i have done,
oh girl, lead me into your darkness,
when this world is trying its hardest to leave me un impressed, just one caress, from you and i..
man do i ever feel like a piece...
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nicolelee:
you look so perfect sleeping in my bed... i'm so happy you came to see me...
n*
n*
nicolelee:
::sings cheesey janet jackson tunes from the 80s::
come back to me.
i'm begging you plea-ease...
my room smells like you.
n*
come back to me.
i'm begging you plea-ease...
my room smells like you.
n*
i love nicole, and her cream stlye corn..
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kevykev:
could you guys be MORE GAY?
I DONT THINK SO.
cream corn?
queeb?
queef (q_(i)f) verb.
the expulsion of compressed air from the vaginal cavity due to the inflation of the cervix. :usually from sexual stimulation and the piston-like action of taking the beef boat to tuna town.
yummy.
//ke_v
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I DONT THINK SO.
cream corn?
queeb?
queef (q_(i)f) verb.
the expulsion of compressed air from the vaginal cavity due to the inflation of the cervix. :usually from sexual stimulation and the piston-like action of taking the beef boat to tuna town.
yummy.
//ke_v
[Edited on Nov 27, 2003 3:26AM]
markmayhem:
lol
well its 10:00am and i have been up since 2:00am burning cds for my cd release party on wensday. I have to burn 100 cds and i only have 4 done. Fuck, i dont know if i am going to get 100 done by tomorrow. I am stuck in front of this fucking box all day. Wonder what happened to my little one last night....
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nicolelee:
at least you didnt call me a chickenhead. 
n*
n*
kevykev:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh isnt that sweet. you call your little chicken a turkey... we'll be thinkin about you both as we pump our fists at mr manson UK stlyey tomorrow night (starting around 2pm your time dude). we'll try and sneak in a camera to give you a little taster. email me back if ya want at: rocmuzik@yahoo.com . i'll check it later and try to post some pix.
L8.
//ke_ver
L8.
//ke_ver
...to hear a knock... for me to expect it to be patty from down the street... to open it... see you cold and dusty from snow... arms squeezing yourself... me bewildered at the door... mouth open and immediately covered... then realizing what was happening... to open the screen door... let you in... and let the passion, once again, submerge us...
i love you.
n*