I'm meeting a stranger off the Internet today. Somebody who found my old MSN site and added me to messenger.
In other news, I'm trying to do a long distance relationship with a girl named Angie who's back in Kananaskis. I also went paint balling yesterday, and I've now perfected the song which effectively never get me layed again.
I've got a bunch of songs now; including my newest about when I drink with my good friend Cody!
In other news... did anybody happen to hear about that guy who got gangrene in his left leg. He went to the hospital for it, and the doctors told him that they had to amputate. He agreed to let them do it, and arranged to have the surgery done as soon as possible. When he woke up from the anaesthesia, he looked down and realized that the surgeon had cut off is right leg by mistake, and his gangrenous leg was still attached. Infuriated, he called over the doctors, who then informed him that they would still have to amputate his left leg. The worst part about it, is that he can't even take legal action... because he didn't have a leg to stand on
Knee-slapper!! ... I love leg jokes
Where do you find a dog with no legs? ... Wherever you left it
What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? ... "I don't think we've ever met before"
Ok I'll stop now... MarKus out!!
In other news, I'm trying to do a long distance relationship with a girl named Angie who's back in Kananaskis. I also went paint balling yesterday, and I've now perfected the song which effectively never get me layed again.
I've got a bunch of songs now; including my newest about when I drink with my good friend Cody!
In other news... did anybody happen to hear about that guy who got gangrene in his left leg. He went to the hospital for it, and the doctors told him that they had to amputate. He agreed to let them do it, and arranged to have the surgery done as soon as possible. When he woke up from the anaesthesia, he looked down and realized that the surgeon had cut off is right leg by mistake, and his gangrenous leg was still attached. Infuriated, he called over the doctors, who then informed him that they would still have to amputate his left leg. The worst part about it, is that he can't even take legal action... because he didn't have a leg to stand on
Knee-slapper!! ... I love leg jokes
Where do you find a dog with no legs? ... Wherever you left it
What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? ... "I don't think we've ever met before"
Ok I'll stop now... MarKus out!!
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i was completely broke before i made it all the way east. my plan was to go east, turn around then go all the way west too. i got myself like $2000 in debt to get all the way east, i'm currently trying to pay that off. i'll probably head west next summer. i'll definately get a hold of you for a roof over my head or something, sleeping under bridges sucks!