mark_oneil

Gather round boys and girls... I want to tell you the story of the crazy girl who lurked me on MSN today. I guess she got my msn off that myspace thing that I abandoned about 2 months ago.

That there's her picture (supposedly- I have my suspicions).

I guess she requested the contact last week, and it's been sitting unused for awhile. I kind of thought it was tilpacer, because it showed up the day after we met.

But oh no... twas not him. Was some girl from Toronto who came on super hard.
I'll put this in the question/answer format ... her questions, my answers.

Q. Is that you in your picture?
A. Yup

Q. Do you have a girlfriend?
A. Nope

Q. Your hot, why are you single?
A. Variety of reasons... I'm kind of an asshole, and like being single.

Q. Are you a sexual person?
A. I kinda hope so

Q. Can I ask you something personal
A. Go ahead, I have little to no shame

Q. How big is your penis?
A. meh, average size I guess... I'm not ashamed, but I got nothin to brag about.

Q. Are you shaved?
A. nah not recently... probably not a bad idea though, I should get on that soon.

Then she said she liked both hairy and shaved men. Up until this point she had only received half of my attention. The other half was directed at retuning my guitar so I could learn Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls.

So I was laughin pretty hard at this... I go on to say. "I'm all for meeting new people on the internet... Not that I have a problem with total strangers asking me how big my wiener is... its just that it feels a bit rushed... I appreciate the small talk"

I tried to carry on a normal conversation... starting with an introduction and some regular get-to-know-you style questions (I know this sounds odd, but it was pretty funny at the time). She buggered off. I said nice to meet you, and wished her a super day

Feedback anyone? Tell me how this story makes you feel