Im sure someone here will appreciate this humor. I was at work and went for a potty break. I had been there over seven hours...way too long to be in a friggin deli. So I get to my stall in the ladies room and some twat had peed on the seat. So I wiped it off and put a butt saver on it. I turn around...pull down my pants...am halfway down onto the seat and the sensor makes the toilet flush and my butt saver is ripped from between my loins to the depths of the sewer system. O_O Now...somehow this struck me as incredibly funny and I start laughing like a mad woman. I laughed...for about thirty minutes even after I returned to the deli. I still giggle as I write this.
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The hilarity of life with public restrooms, your ass guard is gonna get snatched!