Beyond any doubt, you are the coolest, most absolutely in fact so, and I can not tell a lie.
There is a made up little myth about George Washington, that when he was a kid he chopped down a cherry tree. When his father asked him who did it, little George said, "I can not tell a lie, it was I who chopped down the cherry tree!" His father rewarded him for his honesty by not beating him sensless!
In middle school shop class I sanded some of the goggles with a power sander, rendering them useless. The shop teacher asked us who did it. I stood up and said, "I can not tell a lie; I did it!" I wasn't punished for it. Strange. He just wanted to know, and asked me not to do it again.
There is a made up little myth about George Washington, that when he was a kid he chopped down a cherry tree. When his father asked him who did it, little George said, "I can not tell a lie, it was I who chopped down the cherry tree!" His father rewarded him for his honesty by not beating him sensless!
In middle school shop class I sanded some of the goggles with a power sander, rendering them useless. The shop teacher asked us who did it. I stood up and said, "I can not tell a lie; I did it!" I wasn't punished for it. Strange. He just wanted to know, and asked me not to do it again.
How are things with you?