The thing about me is that I'm perfect.
Which makes it completely fine that I am wholly imperfect.
The trouble with me is that I am eminently resistible. The real problem is that I believe I am completely irresistible.
This man did something incredible to my nether regions today, the builders upstairs stopped their work to listen in. Blimmin' eck! It was like an incredibly good massage, but focussed entirely on my vagina. (Um, and certain other areas in close proximity to my vagina.)
Much alcohol means I get more sex, and you get more updates.
Pogues gig last night was so much fun!
Which makes it completely fine that I am wholly imperfect.
The trouble with me is that I am eminently resistible. The real problem is that I believe I am completely irresistible.
This man did something incredible to my nether regions today, the builders upstairs stopped their work to listen in. Blimmin' eck! It was like an incredibly good massage, but focussed entirely on my vagina. (Um, and certain other areas in close proximity to my vagina.)
Much alcohol means I get more sex, and you get more updates.
Pogues gig last night was so much fun!
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
escottie:
sexy with the short hair. i should pay more attention.
leola:
Woo hoo - alcohol and rude massages. What life is all about! 