I've been wanting to write a weekly blog for SG for a while now and I just haven't been able to find a general topic I can work off.
So I hope you guys don't mind hearing random funny shit that happened in my childhood?
When I was about 14 we got a rabbit and an guinea pig as pets.
I have to specifically say pets as I come from from a very Greek family and sometimes when we say we got a rabbit... Doesn't mean we got it as a pet... Or alive... #woglyf
The rabbits name was Stitches and he was the most beautiful white furred, grey tipped ears, brown eyed rabbit you'd ever see. His personality was just as cute as he was, super affectionate and playful. I'll save more stories of stitches for another blog.
The guinea pigs name was 'Homer' because you know at the time I loved the Simpsons and while we were in the car brining him home he had farted so - Homer.
After about a month we noticed Homer was getting really fat, he was really living up to his name! And two weeks later Homer gave birth to three adorable little fluff balls! So Homer then became Marge...
These three little babies were like cute little pocket rockets! They loved us as much as we loved them.
Another couple of months passed and we noticed that Marge as well as Sour Cream and Mixy (2 of the 3 babies) were getting fat... Turns out little Brown Foot got them all pregnant!
Like the fuck kind of incestious shit is this!?
And people use the term 'breed like rabbits'.. Nuh uh, breed like my mother fucking Guinea Pigs.
As you can imagine, shit got out of control 6 months later... We literally had 24 Guinea Pigs, all of them had names and yes, I could tell them apart from each other.
Cleaning and caring for them become too much and we decided that we had to give some away...
Sad days.
Lucky we have a shit load of cousins, we gave them all away except for two: Fuzzy and Sour Cream.
They all loved happy full lives.
