Dear Sprint,
Since you only see fit to provide me with service 2/3 of the time, I've decided I'm only going to send you 2/3 of the money I owe every month.
What, that isn't how it works? Well fuck you very much.
m.
P.S. I am pretty sure Rome is in Italy. I hear there is also a Rome in Georgia and one in Pennsylvania. I will tell you where Rome isn't, and that is Vacaville. So politely stop charging me an extra .50 cents a minute to make calls from this region when I am sitting in the comfort of my own home. kthanx.
Since you only see fit to provide me with service 2/3 of the time, I've decided I'm only going to send you 2/3 of the money I owe every month.
What, that isn't how it works? Well fuck you very much.
m.
P.S. I am pretty sure Rome is in Italy. I hear there is also a Rome in Georgia and one in Pennsylvania. I will tell you where Rome isn't, and that is Vacaville. So politely stop charging me an extra .50 cents a minute to make calls from this region when I am sitting in the comfort of my own home. kthanx.
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