
JuniorDeputy, Nikki_Sevven, Ramona, and Nikki_Sixx are the hottest zombie sluts to ever hit small town Auburn. We will eat your brains, and your Sith Lord cookies. Butt flaps beware, we reject music snobbery and will kill you with impromptu musical theater sing alongs. All else, hide your necks, because we like pancakes and you look like syrup.
Thank you so much to our darling Moirae for allowing us the opportunity to freeze our asses off in the middle of nowhere for the chance to writhe against glass for a possible 2 seconds of screen time in his zombie flick! We love you Moirae! You're my favorite. Now get some sleep.

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and now it looks like i don't care.
NO ONE LOOKS AT TESTIMONIALS!
AND I DO CARE!!!
::grumble::
happy birthday sista!
So, hopefully you happen to be in my area whn the zombie apocalypse comes, because if you do turn, I can at least fulfill the lifelong fantasy of getting devoured by a hot zombie chick.
Long way to go for that, I know...