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*prepares hellfire & damnation voice*

And the man who invented QWERTY travelled to the Land of Wine & Cheese. When he arrived in that fair land across the waters, he was shocked! Appalled! Flabbergasted! For the denizens of the Land of Wine & Cheese had invented their own typeset AZERTY. Lo, the man who invented QWERTY was saddened.

But from on high came a voice; a voice which told him, "Fear not! Thy typeset is in the Right whilst theirs is in the Wrong. Be no longer saddened, rise up and face the glory that is your typeset."

And the man did rise, and he did smile, for he saw how beloved was his typeset. Even in the heathen steppes of the Cossacks, in that heathen alphabet of too many letters, did the spirit of QWERTY flourish.