march7898

So. I was helping my friends at their bakery this morning. An *on the verge of being rude* man gave me his order at the counter, requesting a fork and knife for his pig in a blanket. No problem. As I place his tray on the counter, he said well, that looks a lot smaller than I anticipated...keep your fork and knife, I can take that whole thing in my mouth....

**twice I had to avoid eye contact to keep my thoughts to myself** ;)

^^

The above portion of the conversation was not the rude part, but only the part I found ridiculously amusing, so thought I'd share....