I have added all of the story-bits together for your viewing pleasure. Also, the exciting conclusion!
Mara: So this one time at gothcamp there was a hamster. He liked squash. One day he was walking through the woods when...
WestCoastSamurai: suddenly the Onion bunnies surrounded the hamster. Normally the hamster wasn't afraid of bunnies, but these were no regular bunnies. The Onion bunnies were the most feared, reviled and vicious gang of bunnies this side of Nantucket. When
the Bunnies started dancing they're infamous tomato dance the hamster almost wet his pants before passing out...
Mara: ...luckily he wasn't wearing pants. just a G-string, hamsterstyle. He awoke in a dark castle, to the sound of...
WestCoastSamurai: Of an incinerator. He then watched in horror as the Bunnies began throwing squash after squash into the fire, completely wasting them. The Bunnies then walked up to the hamster and put him in a tiara and
Mara: ...spanked him like a little parsnip, until he cried for mercy. His tiara twinkled in the candlelight as...
Scarecrow13: A large man in overalls stepped into the flickering incinerator light. `Oh Ye evil bunnies! I shall smite thee with my sacred plunger MoleBeer!' he cried, his HUGE pectorals gleaming with sweat as he raised the red rubber suction cup into the air.
Astrokreep23: The bunnies quickly and without hesitation flung there tiny boddies throught the air at the large, Kentucky plumber looking man. There beady black onion eyes shown with hate as they prepared to dig their little teeth into his flesh. With surprising
speed and dexterity the large man twisted and dodged their attacks and sent them flying with his plunger, which shown bright now witha pale eerie light.
WestCoastSamurai: The man then took the tiara off the poor hamster, picked him up and set him on his shoulder and said I think I shall call you Pencil. So the man, with Pencil still on his shoulder, decided it was time to leave the dark castle
demoivre: Yet, as the man and Pencil stepped from the depths of the dark castle, they were met by a chain-mail-wearing banana slug riding atop a purple giraffe. 'Excuse me,' slurpped the banana slug, 'but I am looking for the sacred plunger, MoleBeer. I have
sluggy issues with....
Astrokreep23: ...its keeper! For you see we live in a desert realm beyond the western hills. Our people would have become little more than legend were it not for the Great Waterfall of the Allegias river that makes our home habitable to our slimey folk. Alas it has become clogged and only the slightest trickle will now issue forth from the land. Our greatest seers sent me to find the legendary Rooter, Molebeer! Can you help me?
Scarecrow13: Ah! Then ye hath found Thore O' DimSum, Keeper and Wielder of Sacred MoleBeer! For as the inscription on MoleBeer's handle says. only I, Thore have the True Lower Back Pain! the large Mulleted man boomed. it's only magic marker the hamster squeaked. `SHHHH!' the man shushhed.
Mara: So they set off East (since the world is round, they would get there eventually). And had endless wacky adventures on the way. But of course they were not endless, for they ended when they arrived in the land of the slugs. They knew when they had arrived
because of all the hooved tracks leading up to...
demoivre: The shrine of Diddly Diddly Mauve, the Keeper of Secrets, Puzzles and Used Peanut Butter Cup Wrappers. They reached for the rope that would ring the Visitor Announcement Bell only to hear a strangled cry from within the sacred compound....
WestCoastSamurai: Leaping to action, Thore burst open the doors, swinging MoleBeer wildly, hitting every living thing in sight while Pencil hung onto Thores shoulder for dear life
Mara: When all the evil minions were defeated, Thore parted the mauve curtains at the alter of the shrine of Diddly Diddly Mauve (well, Diddly couldnt just have green curtains, now could she?) and gazed upon the morbidly obese rabbit sitting on a pile of Mauve
cushons that is Diddly Diddly Mauve. Ah, Thore ODimSum, Keeper and Wielder of Sacred MoleBeer, we meet as last. She said, seductively. And his trusty sidekick Pencil! blurted Pencil. You must show me to the Great Waterfall of the Allegias river
said Thor. Diddly pulled back another curtain (albeit a wet one) and there they all beheld the Great Waterfall, plugged up with one giant squash. I cant help you there said Thor, MoleBeer is allergic to squash. He turned over MoleBeer, and there, under the other
inscription read Warning, do not use with squash. May cause minor side effects, such as decreased night vision, massive internal bleeding, stroke, migraine, apocolapse... The print got smaller and smaller. I can help! Squeaked Pencil. I love squash! He proceeded to climb down Thor (Which took the better part of an hour). When he reached
the Great Waterfall (and its great squash) he began the tedious yet delicious process of eating a hole in the squash. This took many days, and many nights, and unfortunately killed him.
The End.
the first person who posts gets to start the next story thread. but it has to start "and this one time at gothcamp..." tradition and all that.
Mara: So this one time at gothcamp there was a hamster. He liked squash. One day he was walking through the woods when...
WestCoastSamurai: suddenly the Onion bunnies surrounded the hamster. Normally the hamster wasn't afraid of bunnies, but these were no regular bunnies. The Onion bunnies were the most feared, reviled and vicious gang of bunnies this side of Nantucket. When
the Bunnies started dancing they're infamous tomato dance the hamster almost wet his pants before passing out...
Mara: ...luckily he wasn't wearing pants. just a G-string, hamsterstyle. He awoke in a dark castle, to the sound of...
WestCoastSamurai: Of an incinerator. He then watched in horror as the Bunnies began throwing squash after squash into the fire, completely wasting them. The Bunnies then walked up to the hamster and put him in a tiara and
Mara: ...spanked him like a little parsnip, until he cried for mercy. His tiara twinkled in the candlelight as...
Scarecrow13: A large man in overalls stepped into the flickering incinerator light. `Oh Ye evil bunnies! I shall smite thee with my sacred plunger MoleBeer!' he cried, his HUGE pectorals gleaming with sweat as he raised the red rubber suction cup into the air.
Astrokreep23: The bunnies quickly and without hesitation flung there tiny boddies throught the air at the large, Kentucky plumber looking man. There beady black onion eyes shown with hate as they prepared to dig their little teeth into his flesh. With surprising
speed and dexterity the large man twisted and dodged their attacks and sent them flying with his plunger, which shown bright now witha pale eerie light.
WestCoastSamurai: The man then took the tiara off the poor hamster, picked him up and set him on his shoulder and said I think I shall call you Pencil. So the man, with Pencil still on his shoulder, decided it was time to leave the dark castle
demoivre: Yet, as the man and Pencil stepped from the depths of the dark castle, they were met by a chain-mail-wearing banana slug riding atop a purple giraffe. 'Excuse me,' slurpped the banana slug, 'but I am looking for the sacred plunger, MoleBeer. I have
sluggy issues with....
Astrokreep23: ...its keeper! For you see we live in a desert realm beyond the western hills. Our people would have become little more than legend were it not for the Great Waterfall of the Allegias river that makes our home habitable to our slimey folk. Alas it has become clogged and only the slightest trickle will now issue forth from the land. Our greatest seers sent me to find the legendary Rooter, Molebeer! Can you help me?
Scarecrow13: Ah! Then ye hath found Thore O' DimSum, Keeper and Wielder of Sacred MoleBeer! For as the inscription on MoleBeer's handle says. only I, Thore have the True Lower Back Pain! the large Mulleted man boomed. it's only magic marker the hamster squeaked. `SHHHH!' the man shushhed.
Mara: So they set off East (since the world is round, they would get there eventually). And had endless wacky adventures on the way. But of course they were not endless, for they ended when they arrived in the land of the slugs. They knew when they had arrived
because of all the hooved tracks leading up to...
demoivre: The shrine of Diddly Diddly Mauve, the Keeper of Secrets, Puzzles and Used Peanut Butter Cup Wrappers. They reached for the rope that would ring the Visitor Announcement Bell only to hear a strangled cry from within the sacred compound....
WestCoastSamurai: Leaping to action, Thore burst open the doors, swinging MoleBeer wildly, hitting every living thing in sight while Pencil hung onto Thores shoulder for dear life
Mara: When all the evil minions were defeated, Thore parted the mauve curtains at the alter of the shrine of Diddly Diddly Mauve (well, Diddly couldnt just have green curtains, now could she?) and gazed upon the morbidly obese rabbit sitting on a pile of Mauve
cushons that is Diddly Diddly Mauve. Ah, Thore ODimSum, Keeper and Wielder of Sacred MoleBeer, we meet as last. She said, seductively. And his trusty sidekick Pencil! blurted Pencil. You must show me to the Great Waterfall of the Allegias river
said Thor. Diddly pulled back another curtain (albeit a wet one) and there they all beheld the Great Waterfall, plugged up with one giant squash. I cant help you there said Thor, MoleBeer is allergic to squash. He turned over MoleBeer, and there, under the other
inscription read Warning, do not use with squash. May cause minor side effects, such as decreased night vision, massive internal bleeding, stroke, migraine, apocolapse... The print got smaller and smaller. I can help! Squeaked Pencil. I love squash! He proceeded to climb down Thor (Which took the better part of an hour). When he reached
the Great Waterfall (and its great squash) he began the tedious yet delicious process of eating a hole in the squash. This took many days, and many nights, and unfortunately killed him.
The End.
the first person who posts gets to start the next story thread. but it has to start "and this one time at gothcamp..." tradition and all that.
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