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They smell bad and bite you and scratch you. Yet everytime girls see them, there is a drop of IQ by about 80 points with a high pitched intake of breath. Then they say "Ohhh!" and have to hold the kittens. I don't get it, but luckily, I don't have to for very much longer, since I'm giving my 2 weeks notice at the pet shop next time I see the boss. I think I'll beat him up too, it seems to be a trend with people who quit the store. Usually they break his nose or throw stuff at him. I'm still deciding.
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Kittens can be a royal pain. Luckily I'm allergic, so no cats for me!