I just got back in town. Everyone seems to be doing this so I will too...
Name: Matthew, Matt
Age: 23
Sex: male
Hair: brown
Eyes: brown
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 115lbs.
Birthplace: Albuquerque, NM
Location: Fishers, IN
QUESTIONS -
1) What is your sexual preference? a little bit of column "a" and a little bit of column "b"....sometimes a bit of "c"
2) Who was the first person you ever had a crush on? i forget
3) What was your first date like? i forget, apparently nothing special.
4) What was your first kiss like? drunken
5) Have you ever French-Kissed someone? you bet
6) Have you ever touched another person sexually (i.e. Second Base? that's kinda junior-highish but yes
7) Have you ever manually stimulated another person (i.e. Fingered, Jerked-Off? yup
8) Have you ever had it done to you? yup
9) Do you have a nickname for your genitalia? "go go gadget bismark!"....hehe
10) What is it? see above
11) Do you masturbate? daily, sometimes 2 or 3 times
12) If so, how often? see previous
13) Do you have fantasies? no, just plans
14) If so, could you share one? they're secret
15) Have you ever fantasized about the same (or opposite) sex? no, i've planned
16) What turns you on? words, touch, and colors
17) Have you ever had a boyfriend or girlfriend? yes
18) If so, how many? boyfriends-4 girlfriends-9ish
19) Have you ever been naked around another person, or persons? hehe, free and easy baby
20) How would you describe your physical appearance? i think i look like a human cartoon
21) How would you describe your personality? i am merely one of infinite expressions of the tao, i have no true personality
22) Have you ever had sex? yes
23) How old were you your first time? 15
24) How many people have you ever had sex with? i'm a slut, i'm not quite sure
25) Have you ever had an orgasm? plenty
26) Have you ever received oral sex? plenty
27) If not, would you?
28) Have you ever given oral sex? I love to
29) If not, would you?
30) Do you use condoms? for the most part
31) What brand? whatever i can get
32) Have you ever been into a sex shop? worked at one in california
33) If so, what did you buy? porn, massage oil, whip, and a cock ring...but i lost that
34) If not, would you?
35) What would you buy?
36) Have you ever used any type of Personal Lubricant? yeah
37) If so, what kind? KY and some other stuff I don't remember
38) Do you own any sexy lingerie or underwear? a couple g-strings
39) Do you have a fetish? um, everything
40) What is your favorite sexual thing to do? whatever works at the moment
41) to have done to you? see above
42) Have you ever participated in S&M or Bondage? yup
43) If not, would you?
44) Have you ever used handcuffs during sex? yup
45) Have you ever participated in anal sex? yep
46) If not, would you?
47) Have you ever participated in a Titi Fuck? yep.
48) If not, would you?
49) Do you know what a Rim Job is? of course
50) If so, have you ever participated in one? you bet
51) If not, and you know what it is, would you?
52) Have you ever had sex with more than one partner at a time? yup
53) Have you ever had sex in a room where other people were having sex? yep
54) Have you ever participated in an orgy? how many people constitutes an orgy?
55) If so, how many and what sexes?
56) Do you watch pornography? actually, not too often
57) If not, would you?
58) About how many times a day do you think about sex? once, all day
59) Have you ever had phone sex? nope.
60) If not, would you? eh, i'm horrible with phones to begin with. i'd be a bad phone lay
61) Have you ever had on-line sex? with my best friend's wife
62) If not, would you?
63) What is your most ideal place to have sex? doesn't matter
64) What do you look for in a partner? chemistry
65) How often do you flirt? often
66) Have you ever Flashed someone? yep
67) Have you ever been Flashed? yep
68) What is the longest amount of time you have had sex? inluding foreplay? 4 hours or so
69) How long was your longest relationship? heh, a couple months
70) On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the least and 10 being the most, how would you rate your:
HOTNESS 5
PERSONALITY 0
SEXUAL ABILITY 7
PROMISCUITY 10
WILLINGNESS TO EXPERIMENT 10
Name: Matthew, Matt
Age: 23
Sex: male
Hair: brown
Eyes: brown
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 115lbs.
Birthplace: Albuquerque, NM
Location: Fishers, IN
QUESTIONS -
1) What is your sexual preference? a little bit of column "a" and a little bit of column "b"....sometimes a bit of "c"
2) Who was the first person you ever had a crush on? i forget
3) What was your first date like? i forget, apparently nothing special.
4) What was your first kiss like? drunken
5) Have you ever French-Kissed someone? you bet
6) Have you ever touched another person sexually (i.e. Second Base? that's kinda junior-highish but yes
7) Have you ever manually stimulated another person (i.e. Fingered, Jerked-Off? yup
8) Have you ever had it done to you? yup
9) Do you have a nickname for your genitalia? "go go gadget bismark!"....hehe
10) What is it? see above
11) Do you masturbate? daily, sometimes 2 or 3 times
12) If so, how often? see previous
13) Do you have fantasies? no, just plans
14) If so, could you share one? they're secret
15) Have you ever fantasized about the same (or opposite) sex? no, i've planned
16) What turns you on? words, touch, and colors
17) Have you ever had a boyfriend or girlfriend? yes
18) If so, how many? boyfriends-4 girlfriends-9ish
19) Have you ever been naked around another person, or persons? hehe, free and easy baby
20) How would you describe your physical appearance? i think i look like a human cartoon
21) How would you describe your personality? i am merely one of infinite expressions of the tao, i have no true personality
22) Have you ever had sex? yes
23) How old were you your first time? 15
24) How many people have you ever had sex with? i'm a slut, i'm not quite sure
25) Have you ever had an orgasm? plenty
26) Have you ever received oral sex? plenty
27) If not, would you?
28) Have you ever given oral sex? I love to
29) If not, would you?
30) Do you use condoms? for the most part
31) What brand? whatever i can get
32) Have you ever been into a sex shop? worked at one in california
33) If so, what did you buy? porn, massage oil, whip, and a cock ring...but i lost that
34) If not, would you?
35) What would you buy?
36) Have you ever used any type of Personal Lubricant? yeah
37) If so, what kind? KY and some other stuff I don't remember
38) Do you own any sexy lingerie or underwear? a couple g-strings
39) Do you have a fetish? um, everything
40) What is your favorite sexual thing to do? whatever works at the moment
41) to have done to you? see above
42) Have you ever participated in S&M or Bondage? yup
43) If not, would you?
44) Have you ever used handcuffs during sex? yup
45) Have you ever participated in anal sex? yep
46) If not, would you?
47) Have you ever participated in a Titi Fuck? yep.
48) If not, would you?
49) Do you know what a Rim Job is? of course
50) If so, have you ever participated in one? you bet
51) If not, and you know what it is, would you?
52) Have you ever had sex with more than one partner at a time? yup
53) Have you ever had sex in a room where other people were having sex? yep
54) Have you ever participated in an orgy? how many people constitutes an orgy?
55) If so, how many and what sexes?
56) Do you watch pornography? actually, not too often
57) If not, would you?
58) About how many times a day do you think about sex? once, all day
59) Have you ever had phone sex? nope.
60) If not, would you? eh, i'm horrible with phones to begin with. i'd be a bad phone lay
61) Have you ever had on-line sex? with my best friend's wife
62) If not, would you?
63) What is your most ideal place to have sex? doesn't matter
64) What do you look for in a partner? chemistry
65) How often do you flirt? often
66) Have you ever Flashed someone? yep
67) Have you ever been Flashed? yep
68) What is the longest amount of time you have had sex? inluding foreplay? 4 hours or so
69) How long was your longest relationship? heh, a couple months
70) On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the least and 10 being the most, how would you rate your:
HOTNESS 5
PERSONALITY 0
SEXUAL ABILITY 7
PROMISCUITY 10
WILLINGNESS TO EXPERIMENT 10
You gave your personality a 0? Why? You seem pretty awesome online.