I thought Troy was the story of the Illiad.
Not the story of how many times we can see Brad Pitt's ass.
Don't get me wrong, Brad's got a nice ass, and if I had to see a guy's cheeks (excluding mine) with regularity, why shouldn't they be his, but c'mon!
We're not talking about an obscure John Grisham book that you can take a bit of liecense with...It's the fucking Illiad for christ's sake! Not only has historic implications, but it is a text that has been read, reread and memorized for THOUSANDS of years.
Not the story of how many times we can see Brad Pitt's ass.
Don't get me wrong, Brad's got a nice ass, and if I had to see a guy's cheeks (excluding mine) with regularity, why shouldn't they be his, but c'mon!
We're not talking about an obscure John Grisham book that you can take a bit of liecense with...It's the fucking Illiad for christ's sake! Not only has historic implications, but it is a text that has been read, reread and memorized for THOUSANDS of years.
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tigress:
and guess what. no one cares.