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Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money;
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy
said"Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and
came out with one large sausage. Seamus said" Are you crazy? Now we don't
have any money left at all!" Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow
me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of
Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whiskey. Seamus said" Now you lost it.
Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!"
Murphy replied, with a smile"Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!" They
downed their drinks. Murphy said" OK, I'll stick the sausage through my
zipper and you go on your knees and put in your mouth." The barman noticed
them, went beserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub,
getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Seamus said
"Murphy - I don't think I can do any more o' this. I'm drunk and me knees
are killin' me!" Murphy said" How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage
in the third pub!"