Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money;
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy
said"Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and
came out with one large sausage. Seamus said" Are you crazy? Now we don't
have any money left at all!" Murphy replied...
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