I look nothing like Magnum P.I., that’s the first thing you have to understand about me. The second thing is…well that while I don’t look like Thomas Magnum in the face (Hint: I’m Black!), I do look good in Hawaiian shirts and Detroit caps.
My name is Manny Menace and I like to tell stories.
I’m constantly making these re-introductions because this site is subscription-based and while $48 is modest for a budding writer like myself, sometimes it’s just not a part of the budget.
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Ok, it is in the budget, but sometimes your girlfriend moves in with you and you start to change budgets because you can no longer keep bags of caramel popcorn in the cupboard for longer than a week and Sushi is bought every Friday and well you get it.
I’m back though and that’s what’s important.
Because what’s better than a good laugh and a nice pair of tits, right?
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I can understand how that line can be misunderstood. I’m making the laughs and the girls are making the tits. I don’t have tits. But I’m also not saying that the ones with tits can’t also make you laugh. I’m just saying if you like tits and you also like to laugh, SG is the place to be. Or at least my corner of it. But I don’t have tits.