“Should I use the force to get this lightsaber in my pussy?”
That’s exactly what she said. No other play on words proceeded. Just that. Then, to my surprise, she did not use the force to jam the lightsaber shaped vibrator into her pussy, but used her Han instead. Sorry, I mean hand.
I thought a woman dressed in a Slave Leia costume would be able to use the Star Wars lingo to be...well sexier. But thinking that My Free Cams was going to have LA Comic-Con Caliber cosplayers was an unrealistic expectation. My immediate thought when she said the words was, “Does she even know how the force really works? What’s her midichlorian count? ” Like, I’m not concentrating on her titties, or the epic battle between her and her Sith. Sorry, I mean clit. I just wanted to know if she had facts, cold hard ones...cold like a Wampa dick.
And this is a problem. Well not her, me. I mean us. The "Nerd" Community that can't turn their brains off long enough to get a damn boner.
I feel like shit admitting I've been guilty of this tired behavior, guilty of thinking that my extended time in a particular corner of nerd culture meant I was some sort of gatekeeper, stamping the hands of "real fans" as they come in and making sure the fakes stay out. And it is ridiculous and super sexist how a lot of men think that 1. Every girl needs to pass some test to be "nerd cool" and 2. That a woman can't easily use something cultural to draw attention to their naked bits and still have a love for what they represent. It may not be as deep sometimes, but that doesn't make them less of a fan. And if they are not a fan and they are just an opportunist, fuck it, you see some titties in the process, right?
I could write for hours on this subject and write how women really get the shit hand in all this. Yes, growing up and being like the only geeked out Star Wars fan in my class did not help me to get pussy. Girls snubbed their nose at me and my vintage Chewbacca tee. But that was a different time. Everything is so much more open and fluid and roles for genders are breaking down bit by bit. Now, when ladies see something, they hop in, not worrying if society has assigned a specific gender to the hobby. So there is support and a cool factor. And who doesn't want to be fucking Nerd Cool? Exactly. Shout out to one of my favorite SG Girls @sundew for always representing on social media and not backing down when shit-head commenters try to call her out on video games and anime and her love for everything nerdy!