I'm particularly surprised by the "surprise ending" comment. Lemme spoil that one: A Punk Nightmare In NY (Rolling Stone, 1978)
Enjoy our new set. I can assure you that my groupie bitch loveofmylife Vivid is still fine and dandy, alive and kicking somewhere in Detroit, and the only thing wrong with the whole situation is that Detroit ain't London.
Still, I had more of that glorious arse than you shall ever have, so suck my dick ya fucken tossers:
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Enjoy our new set. I can assure you that my groupie bitch loveofmylife Vivid is still fine and dandy, alive and kicking somewhere in Detroit, and the only thing wrong with the whole situation is that Detroit ain't London.
Still, I had more of that glorious arse than you shall ever have, so suck my dick ya fucken tossers:

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EDIT: oi, idiot. laPel not laBel.
Just woke up. >.<
Shoulder to cuff... 24"!
with bonus underboob.