THOUGHTS FOR TODAY (Individually Rated For Readers Convenience)
Yup, you heard right. This week for my totally self-indulgent commentary, I will be providing each point with an independent rating using the SG internationally recognised smiley system. And without further ado:
1. SHARING IS CARING
This week on Designing Blind - a show where unsuspecting individuals are delightfully surprised when their homes are redecorated (more like dedecorated) by a blind interior decorator. Our hero, the blind interior designer, takes a couple down to the beach. With deft charm, he illustrates that to achieve relationship nirvana, one must understand that men are like sand, women are like water, and when mixed correctly they make the perfect emotional mud.
Like thanks guy. I walk in greater wisdom.
rating: 2x
2. SMILE
I did.
rating: 1x
1x 
3x 
1x 
3. THE CROCODILE (THE ART OF PROPER THINKING)
The older I get, the more I try to think like this. Excerpts taken from a young child's essay on the question of "what is a crocodile?":
"The crokodil is specially built so long because the flatter the better swimmer. At the front of the crokodil is the head. The head exists almost only of teeth. Behind the crokodil the tail grows. Between the head and the tail is the crokodil. A crokodil without a tail is called a rotwieler. A crokodil's body is covered with handbag material. He can throw his tail off if he gets a fright but it doesn't happen much because a crokodil is scared of nothing. It is good that a crokodil stays under the water, because a person gets such a big fright if a crokodil catches you that he first has to rinse you off before he can eat you. A crokodil isn't hardly as dangerous as people say he is, except if he catches you. The longer he bites you, the more it hurts. The little brother of the crokodil is a lizard. The slow sister of the crokodil is a chameleon."
rating: 2x 1x 
4. BECAUSE THE PENNY HAS DROPPED....
And boy, do I feel stupid. A self-induced stupidity brought on by the occasion misgivings of tangerine moonlight beams, emerald apples, and iridescent neon fantasises.
Off to Cape Town this weekend in which I will reset and move on.
rating: 1x
2x 
B]5. AND THE POINT TO THIS IS...
The point to this is that one day I will write the perfect blog. This perfect blog that will cause a series of events. First, my screen will erupt into a great smiley-starlight-animation (suggested above). Then I will laugh and cry simultaneously. The adulation will pour in. Beatific electronic sounds will filter through the sky. And finally, I will have achieved personal validation in a place which is really just about silly boys, who like silly girls, who don't like boys, who like girls, who like girls, that kinda like their boyfriends.
rating: As yet unrated.
Yet another ManKaZam disco.
PS
Yup, you heard right. This week for my totally self-indulgent commentary, I will be providing each point with an independent rating using the SG internationally recognised smiley system. And without further ado:
1. SHARING IS CARING
This week on Designing Blind - a show where unsuspecting individuals are delightfully surprised when their homes are redecorated (more like dedecorated) by a blind interior decorator. Our hero, the blind interior designer, takes a couple down to the beach. With deft charm, he illustrates that to achieve relationship nirvana, one must understand that men are like sand, women are like water, and when mixed correctly they make the perfect emotional mud.
Like thanks guy. I walk in greater wisdom.
rating: 2x
2. SMILE
I did.
rating: 1x
1x 3x 1x 3. THE CROCODILE (THE ART OF PROPER THINKING)
The older I get, the more I try to think like this. Excerpts taken from a young child's essay on the question of "what is a crocodile?":
"The crokodil is specially built so long because the flatter the better swimmer. At the front of the crokodil is the head. The head exists almost only of teeth. Behind the crokodil the tail grows. Between the head and the tail is the crokodil. A crokodil without a tail is called a rotwieler. A crokodil's body is covered with handbag material. He can throw his tail off if he gets a fright but it doesn't happen much because a crokodil is scared of nothing. It is good that a crokodil stays under the water, because a person gets such a big fright if a crokodil catches you that he first has to rinse you off before he can eat you. A crokodil isn't hardly as dangerous as people say he is, except if he catches you. The longer he bites you, the more it hurts. The little brother of the crokodil is a lizard. The slow sister of the crokodil is a chameleon."
rating: 2x
1x 4. BECAUSE THE PENNY HAS DROPPED....
And boy, do I feel stupid. A self-induced stupidity brought on by the occasion misgivings of tangerine moonlight beams, emerald apples, and iridescent neon fantasises.
Off to Cape Town this weekend in which I will reset and move on.
rating: 1x
2x B]5. AND THE POINT TO THIS IS...
The point to this is that one day I will write the perfect blog. This perfect blog that will cause a series of events. First, my screen will erupt into a great smiley-starlight-animation (suggested above). Then I will laugh and cry simultaneously. The adulation will pour in. Beatific electronic sounds will filter through the sky. And finally, I will have achieved personal validation in a place which is really just about silly boys, who like silly girls, who don't like boys, who like girls, who like girls, that kinda like their boyfriends.
rating: As yet unrated.
Yet another ManKaZam disco.
PS
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it looks great and sounds DAMN great! btw!